Heidi Klum understands Twitter. She also understands how to dress as Mrs Claus without looking as base as Courtney Stodden. Sadly, Klum does not understand pants, which is why she posted this picture asking for tips on keeping the blasted things up without the aid of jolly-looking braces. She just tweeed: ‘Mrs Claus going to [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Twitter’
Demi Moore Too Busy To Change Twitter Name
Demi Moore is too busy cleaning the discarded panties of strangers from out the back of her couch to bother changing her Twitter username. So, stop harassing her with exclamation point abuse. She’ll change the handle when she has time. Apparently, people with more time than I have been messaging Moore requesting she change her username from [...]
There Was a Topless Tori Spelling Twitter Photo
I’m going to be clear: I’m on a break from crack/ meth nips, unless they’re attached to Lindsay Lohan. However, apparently, a select few of you… HI Pierre!… are offended when I go on Nip Lent. So, whatever. Earlier today, Tori Spelling’s husband Dean McDermott tried to be cute by posting a picture of his kid. It’s a [...]
Ashton Kutcher Is Too Busy To Read The News
Ashton Kutcher quit Twitter for 30-minutes after speaking in support of Penn State’s Joe Paterno. In response to news of Paterno’s firing, out of context of the reason for his firing, Kutcher tweeted ‘How dare you fire Jo Pa? Insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste.’ He was attacked for the [...]
Ashton Kutcher Is Having A Really Great Week
It’s only first thing Tuesday, but who wants to bet Ashton Kutcher is balls-deep in another co-ed since, short of killing one of his mistresses, he’s not going to make the majority of tabloid covers this week (I hope his hos saved that Us Weekly money, because they’re yesterday’s news for now). Kutcher has been [...]
Milla Jovovich Mad Three Musketeers Flopped
Milla Jovovich went on a days-long Twitter rant about how mismanaged the marketing has been for her current flop, Three Musketeers. The movie reportedly had an $80 million budget and made only ’$2.9 million at 3,017 theatres in the U.S. on Friday for an estimated $8 million weekend,’ according to Deadline.com. By comparison, the weekend’s box [...]
