Wearing a white hoodie stained with the tears of her oppressor, a disembodied voice known only as ‘Siri,’ Amanda Bynes is taking selfies at the gym now because they have big mirrors everywhere for exactly that reason. More below.
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It turns out the ‘voices’ in Amanda Bynes’ head were really just Siri yelling at her to get a haircut. And get a haircut she did because here is the 27-year-old after shaving half her head. In new photos, one of which makes her look like Miley Cyrus, she writes ‘I buzzed half my head like @cassie! No more old photos! This is the new me! I love it!’
Amanda Bynes has taken a break from re-tweeting every cloying sycophant who pays her a compliment, and has returned to threatening to sue the Internet for checking her Twitter feed. Over a series of messages this weekend, Bynes defended the action of walking around with a scarf over her face ‘What up @nydailynews? I’m being stalked by paparazzi outside my apartment, so I block myself from them. I know your paper is run by a bunch of old folks but maybe stop writing the same retarded thing about me.’ Later, dictionary in hand, she went on a rant about suing Us Weekly for doing its job. She actually wrote this…
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Outsourcing her tweets because this is work when you do nothing else all day, Amanda Bynes is on break from her part-time job as the Google Images filter and she’s relying on sycophantic fans to fill her feed. Looking for photos of her head Photoshopped onto animals because that’s the insane thing she did today, the @AmandaBynes feed is currently overrun by re-tweets from fans who are reinforcing her behaviour. There are perhaps two dozen messages re-tweeted saying things like ‘You are a shooting star with the heart of a lion ‘ and ‘you is so gorgeous, i love this pic, your new style and u, never believe the news that say you’re crazy’ etc.. Somewhere in the middle of which, Bynes shared these photos of herself like… this. Today’s images are below including more animal photos.
For those of you keeping score, yes, this is pretty much what Britney Spears’ breakdown would have looked like if it had been live-tweeted from her iPhone. Moreover, this is what it would have looked like if Spears had written her own obit in 140 characters or less. Today, rather than yelling at media for telling the truth about her personal life, Amanda Bynes is sharing some really bizarre photos including one that talks about suicide. In what’s basically a re-tweet, she shares: ‘On April 16, 2013 everyone who self harms, is suicidal, depressed, has anxiety, is unhappy, going through a broken heart, just lost a loved one, etc. draw a semicolon on your wrist. A semicolon represents a sentence the author could’ve ended, but chose not to. the author is you and the sentence is your life. Repost and tag to #semicolonproject416.’ And because I don’t even know anymore, the rest of today’s photos (of Bynes having some kind of episode) are below.
EDIT: Bynes also posted video of whatever it is she’s done to her face. She wrote ‘I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight.’