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Kanye West Twitter Denial In All CAPS

May 13th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kanye West has used his official blog to deny that he has a Twitter page or any presence on Twitter at all.

He exclaims angrily that he has no need for the popular social network in his life, because he already has a blog from which to issue intermittent music updates.

Well, here we go again, and I should warn you that wearing shades, goggles or some other form of protective eye-wear while perusing the below would be a very good idea. In fact, wearing anything to protect your eyes from being shouted at would be the best idea since I decided to wipe with actual potty paper.

While skim-reading the below through the gaps in my fingers, I gathered that Mr Amber Rose was upset at the legions of crazies claiming to be the real him on Twitter. I am pretty sure I followed a few of the fakes at one time or another and so I am glad he cleared the air, so I know not to bother any more.

Before you harangue me in the comments for not formatting the quote, SCREW YOU, I shall serve this tepid CAPS stew as the same sh*tted out lump of text in which I originally found it. Enjoy.

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!! (via Kanye University)

Image credit Rosa/ London Entertainment/ Splash News.

Celebrity Twitter & Khloe Kardashian Mermaid

May 13th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Khloe Kardashian used her official Twitter to tell her fan(s), ha, about how excited she was to do a themed photoshoot. She was being a cute Twitter bug and letting followers know she was going to be dressed as a mermaid.

I’m at a photoshoot today with my mom and sisters! We are going to be mermaids today!!!! I’ll send a picture later. (via Twitter)

She then made the mistake of Twittering the photo rather than leaving it to the imagination or letting the official, heavily photoshopped picture get released. Because of this, boys and girls, the result is the saddest thing you have ever seen.

I ain’t got nuffink against Tranny Kardashian; she impresses me with her tuck-game every time I see a mocking post about her online. But I must point out that the larger of the Kardashian sisters does look a little like she washed up on a beach somewhere and is unfortunately not quite the Little Mermaid she envisions herself to be. 

This image has nothing majorly wrong with it, but it did totally make me rethink having fish for dinner tonight. Hmm. Maybe I should go back to Plan A and eat Señor Bale instead, or perhaps have my fancy soup that’s been sat at the back of my cupboard all week. Sigh.

Should you wish to read her exclamation filled tweets, follow Khloe’s Twitter.

Celebrity Twitter & Lenny Kravitz Showering

May 11th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Lenny Kravitz used his official Twitter and TwitPic pages to post a picture of himself in the shower, butt nekkid (oddly, still kinda SFW).

There are not enough excuses in the world, on any given day, to post semi-naked males on this site. Male celebrities have the annoying habit of not wh*ring themselves out in quite the same way and oftentimes work my last nerve by remaining fully clothed. Thank heavens for Kravitz and his love of being naked. YAY!

View the image of his butt in the shower on the official Kravitz TwitPic page.

Image credit to Renato Marzini /Splash News.

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Celebrity Twitter & Aubrey O’Day Shot At Love

Apr 30th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Aubrey O’Day, the 25-year-old former member of Danity Kane used her official Twitter to let fans know that she was not going to humiliate herself on TV show ’MTV Shot at Love’.

Rumours surfaced yesterday that the fired former singer, who recently has spent a lot of time spreadeagled in various men’s magazines, was going to turn her hand to a new reality show.

Well, that sounds about right and frankly I am a little surprised this is not true.  The show is about trashy bishes who like to talk crap about former rocker conquests, all the while with their bubes and boxes on show.

The star has spent an unfathomable amount of time lately with her box out and talking about how dirty she likes it in bed and frankly it’s MTV’s loss to not give her this show. 

From the official O’Day Twitter page, the songstress cleared up rumours.

“Hey Tweets! Just gotta set the record straight…I am NOT the new ‘MTV Shot at Love’ girl. At one point that deal was on the table, as were others, but I decided it wouldn’t be the right fit!”

You can follow the Aubrey O’Day twitter page and her updates here.

Image credit to Kiley Bishop/ London Ent/ Splash.

Celebrity Twitter: Britney Spears On Miss USA

Apr 22nd, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Britney Spears’ official Twitter page – supporting gay marriage.

Britney Spears has used her official Twitter to support/ chime in on the Miss USA gay marriage debate. 

With the storm around Miss California persisting, Perez Hilton has been tweeting people all day to ask for their reactions. Today he asked Spears for her response.

She responded to the Twitter with “@PerezHilton Love is love! People should be able to do whatever makes them happy! -Britney”

Queen Cheeto has spoken and thus all other views on the subject have become null and void. Though, frankly, the singer almost certainly has her tweets ghostwritten, it’s still great that her page shows love and support for gay marriage and the gay community.

You can follow the official Britney Spears Twitter page here.

Celebrity Twitter: Oprah Winfrey Joins Twitter

Apr 17th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Screen grab of Oprah’s twitter page, click to enarge.

Oprah Winfrey has set up an official Twitter page. The star did her first tweet on live TV, reaching millions of US households. 

The mega-rich philanthropist also kicked off proceedings with a promise to Demi Moore, that she would support Ashton Kutcher’s charity bid. 

Kutcher had won a bet with CNN to be the first person ever to reach 1 million followers on Twitter. The actor then vowed, per an earlier arrangement, to supply an aid charity with 10,000 bed nets to help stop the spread of malaria in Africa. 

Winfrey showed her generosity by updating her new Twitter page with the above, “@mrskutcher count me in for 20,thousand nets.”

Some celebrities that Winfrey is following on Twitter include; Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, Shaq, Ellen and Jimmy Fallon.

You can follow the official Oprah Twitter page here for more updates.

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