Here’s a picture of The Precious Ones Born of the Womb of GOOP praising Uncle Jay-Z at the O2 Arena in London where he’s performing this week with the sluttier half of Kimye. And, since there are reports about GOOP and Kimye breathing the same air during an after party, it’ll be days now before ‘source’ accounts of how Kim Kardashian would love to babysit The Precious Ones in exchange for face time with Beyonce. I think she thinks GOOP is her ticket into the inner circle. I think GOOP wants a free sitter who’s had their shots.
Here’s 90210′sAnnaLynne McCord without make-up. She curled her hair (that’s not bedhead), removed her shirt, removed last night’s make-up, and posted this photo with the caption: ‘I woke up this morning and decided I’m over Hollywood’s perfection requirement. To all my girls(and boys) who have ever been embarrassed by their skin! I salute you! I’m not perfect and that’s okay!’
Deena Cortese, about whom I honestly forget, has made several changes the past few weeks including weight loss and fixing her bunny teeth. Except she is under five foot tall, so the weight loss seems rather drastic on her small frame, and there was nothing really wrong with her teeth which have since been replaced with Hilary Duff’s first pair of veneers from out of the trash. I can’t be bothered to make a before and after side-by-side, but there’s one here and more here for those having trouble remembering what Cortese looked like with her old human teeth instead of Lumineers. She said on Twitter of her makeover: ‘just to let ya know, I have not got any plastic surgery..yes in the past i have had a nose job..and i am not against plastic surgery at all..i have thought about getting it redone to round the tip but haven’t yet..and don’t know if I am..I am not afraid to ADMIT i got plastic surgery so if I do.. I’ll let u know.. I thinned my eyebrows..and lost weight thanks to the [shill diet].. and learned how to do my makeup..lighter eye shadow brings out my eyes..and highlight under my eyes gives an effect of higher cheek bones.. the end. If I get the nose job I’ll let ya know =]’ Photos from Cortese’s Twitter, taken before and after the dental work.
As though we don’t know, and as though we don’t already have better pictures since she wore the reported $55,000 engagement ring on the set of her spin-off, here’s Snooki in a photo shared on Twitter with the caption: ‘My FIANCE!’
Making life easier for those who don’t know how to use Photoshop, in the butchering of 140-characters to calumniate celebrities, there’s a random site that allows you to FAKE tweets from anyone. Complete with auto-fill of their avatar and background. Which is only slightly-less creepy than the fact it works for everyone and you can edit the name, time-stamp, and message portion of the fraud complete with random avatars and number of non-existent RTs. I just tried it with myself and apparently I ‘take it in the butt.’ I am not amused and I will sue whomever made these claims (me). Then, after stumbling on LetMeTweetThatForYou.com via the.LIFE FILES, I tried the obvious account because I wanted to know her stance on butt and the FAKE I made to demonstrate leads me to believe there’s ‘too much booty in the pants.’
Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt in photos purportedly taken first thing in the morning after waking, which means this is the (pretty) fresh face that’s scaring away the dudes she’s meeting on Craig’s List who are dumping her the next day.
