Check out the below for my top 5 list of celebrities who try way too hard to be sexy. That’s not to say they’re not attractive, as that’s just silly. However, they do pout like fish and strut like they think they’re always on a catwalk. I mean as in on the way to the market or the deli, and they’re swinging their hips and sticking out their newly inflated lips, cos that’s just how they roll. The kind of people who, despite their age, appear to be yet to really grow into their own sexuality.
#5 Paris Hilton - This is a girl who is probably rather pretty in real life. Let’s face it, aside from the comedy hooves, she hit the genetic lottery. Long golden hair and long, slender limbs. She even has that magical wonk and Valtrex encrusted vagina that can snare guys at ten paces. Why is it then, someone who appears to be somewhat naturally blessed in the looks department tries so damn hard to convince people that she is sexy. By sexy, I mean the way a tween means sexy. Very sexual, but with little to no ability to be alluring, charming or seductive.
#4 Aubrey O’Day - This is another girl who didn’t need to do much to be considered run-of-the-mill pretty, right off the bat. However, she has had several surgeries and pumped up her tits and lips. She is proud to be hyper-sexual and you know, I’m not mad at her. However, she does try too hard to be a sex-symbol. There is a difference between being a sexual person and other people thinking you are sexy. Saint Angelina is pretty much the only person of note at the moment, who gets this right.
The remaining three and the winner are under the cut.
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