Halle Berry has dropped a Broadway play because of her ongoing custody issues; issues, and related crazy, about which I’d forgotten. Lest we forget, Berry spent the end of last year starting a one-woman race war with herself and engaging in a p**sing match with Gabriel Aubry (with whom, according to a statement at the [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Justice’
Matthew Rutler Was Under Limit So DUI Dropped
I guess it’s pretty hard to pin charges on someone for being a drunk-ass, when they weren’t even legally that drunk. Matthew Rutler, 25, was pulled over and arrested in March on suspicion of driving drunk; Christina Aguilera, 30, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. At the time of her arrest, the [...]
Shakira Clarifies There Was No Ring Theft At All
Because watching videos all the way through is hard, it was widely reported that a jewellery theft was committed against Shakira and it was caught on camera. In a report that I ignored, because it seemed asinine (and because computer problems mean I can’t hear videos on the system I’m temporarily using), it was claimed [...]
Chris Brown Allegedly Smashed Window At GMA
Chris Brown had an angry freakout during my nap time, because the mouth to hell always opens somewhere in between my napping and waking up to open my juice box. I’m gonna say two things 1) I’m not surprised I woke up to find Brown had been accused of another violent outburst, because, well, he’s [...]
Peaches Geldof Accused of Shoplifting A Dress
Because paying for things is for chumps, Peaches Geldof has been accused of shoplifting. The former girlfriend of Eli Roth, whose only claims to fame are trading off her famous father’s/ ex-boyfriend’s names and getting naked with some random dude in a drug orgy, is accused of stealing an item from a London shop. Staff [...]
Was Christina Aguilera’s Mug Shot Photo Stolen?
It’s being claimed that the mug shot photo of Christina Aguilera from her March 1 arrest for public intoxication was stolen rather than being released officially. I did wonder why the picture was released by E! Online, who never have anything worth re-publishing, rather than the more credible TMZ who always have this kind of [...]
