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Katt Williams Arrested for Burglary and Mugshot

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Katt Williams was arrested today on suspicion of burglary. His mug shot has been released.

Katt Williams is one of the funniest comedians in the game. I’ve faced near life-threatening ruptures, howling with laughter, at this guy’s swagger. He is known for being chill, with a strong pimp-hand, and a head of inexplicably silky hair. That’s why, as the hours roll on, the Interwebs is slowly filling up with calls of FTW and people asking how on earth these charges came to pass.

Williams was arrested this morning in Georgia, on suspicion of the crime. However, he has denied the charges by way of his rep. The comedian is being held by the popo on suspicion of burglary and criminal trespassing. He had his oddly jolly mug shot photo taken and he will face a judge at 4 p.m. ET, after spending most of his day in Coweta County jail.

Image credit, story and info. TMZ.

Michael Lohan Served in TLC Gosselin Lawsuit

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Michael Lohan has been subpoenaed to testify in the TLC lawsuit against Jon Gosselin.

Michael Lohan tells TMZ that a process server contacted him on Friday Nov 6. about testifying in TLC’s breach on contract lawsuit against Jon Gosselin.

Rather than tell them to bugger off and then scuttling back under his rock, Lohan did the dutiful thing, informed them he was out of town and that they could leave the papers at his house. Meaning he hasn’t seen the papers in person as yet.

This delightful lawsuit between TLC and Gosselin should be hilarious and epic. Actually, anything horrid that happens to Gosselin is hilarious and epic. This includes the rapid descent of his hairline, which seems to be at war with his face.

Image credit to Most Wanted/Flynet Pictures. Story & info TMZ.

Levi Johnston Suing Mad Over Twitter Imposter

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Levi Johnston is taking legal action against Twitter after being impersonated on the site.

The baby daddy of Sarah Palin’s grandson has his big boy panties in a knot. Johnston is suing mad, because he claims there is an impostor tweeting as if they were the real thing. ET obtained a statement from the rep of the baby-faced father, in which he bellyaches about the fake account.

Further embarrassment came after the allegedly fake tweets were read as spoken word poetry by William Shatner last night on the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. This was done with it being implied the twatty tweets were real.

Johnston’s lawyer, Rex Butler, tells E! Online that his client actually doesn’t have a Twitter. After all, who needs one when you have tweens to knock up. There are only so many hours in the day, and you can’t get busy impregnating when you’re committing caps and ellipse abuse online.

Image credit to ET Online. Story and info. ET Online and E! Online.

Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Reason for Settlement

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Carrie Prejean has a tape, yes that kind of tape. The former Miss California has a sex tape that has been floating around in the media for months.

Carrie Prejean’s tape contains explicit sexual acts, according to TMZ who claim to have seen the tape after coming into possession of a copy months ago. The tape was also the trigger for her settlement with Miss California USA.

In another case of selective morality, TMZ claim they didn’t post the Carrie Prejean tape because it would not have been the right thing to do. This would be the same organisation that posted Jasmine Fiore death photos. Well, whatever. The tape has come to light again and seems to have been the trigger for the lawsuits between herself and the Miss California organisers being dropped.

Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her suit negotiations. Seeing the tape and not wanting her nipples exposed more than they were during her topless scandal, Prejean walked away with nothing.

Image credit to Diane Cohen/Fame Pictures. Story via TMZ, The Huffington Post.

Carrie Prejean & Miss California Drop Lawsuits

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Carrie Prejean and the people behind the Miss California pageant have dropped their respective lawsuits against each other.

The news comes by way of a press release received to the site less than an hour ago, that the two parties concerned are no longer pursuing legal action. Carrie Prejean was suing in some nonsense suit against the people of Miss California, stating that they did unscrupulous things to tarnish her reputation and that she was ousted from the pageant for religious reasons. The production company behind the pageant sued her right back, claiming to want back the $5,200 they paid for her breast augmentation and other issues.

The statement sent to assorted media outlets, including this sassy one right here, claims that the two parties no longer wish to poke each other in the eye until they back down. They now wish each other the best, want to move forward, and look only to the conveniently-timed upcoming pageant.

Read the official statement made by K2 Productions and Keith Lewis below.

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Kate Winslet Wins £25,000 Libel Lawsuit Payout

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Kate Winslet has won substantial libel damages against UK newspaper the Daily Mail.

Kate Winslet announced she was going to file the lawsuit against the rag, in May. The newspaper was accused of being a bunch of lie-tellers and fibbers, who were hell-bent on convincing their substantial readership that Winslet was not a fully-recovered chocoholic. The article the star sued over was published in January, and claimed that all her ass did was sit around and eat Bon Bons. This inferred that all her spouting about healthy eating and a new exercise regime was an utter lie. This made her mad as heck, as she has been working her booty off and is less than half the woman she used to be. No one can cope without carbs for that length of time and not lash out.

It was announced today a settlement of £25,000 in libel damages from the Daily Mail must be paid to the actress. The decision was made at London’s High Court. Winslet was so excited by the news she didn’t even bother to roll her skinny behind out of bed to hear the verdict.

Read what Kate Winslet had to say about the payout, in her official statement.

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