Oh dear. Nearly two years ago, Brooke Mueller and her ex-husband, Charlie Sheen, got into a coke-paddy in Aspen. This weekend, Mueller allegedly got into another fight in Aspen and was allegedly caught with cocaine. According to People.com, ‘On Dec. 2, 2011, at 11:32 p.m., officers with the Aspen Police Department were on a routine [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Justice’
Mariah Yeater Hires New Lawyer And Tries Again
Mariah Yeater has a new lawyer and RadarOnline.com reports it’s still game-on. I guess TMZ.com came early in its circlejirk this morning. Although she was dropped by her two original lawyers, Yeater has another person to represent her, Chicago-based Jeffrey Leving (the guy who bemoaned Justin Bieber’s need to be extorted in public). Leving gave [...]
Kim Zolciak’s Ex-Husband Is A Child Molester
Kim Zolciak’s ex-husband, Daniel Dominic Toce, father to the two daughters she paraded on The Real Housewives of Atlanta is a convicted child molester who is currently in a Connecticut state prison after pleading guilty to molesting a 15-year-old girl. The father of 14-year-old Brielle and 10-year-old Ariana was married to Zolciak for two years, before [...]
Kris Jenner Sued For Getting A Facelift
Despite being filmed doing so, Kris Jenner is now denying having a facelift. This facelift. That lifted her face. This would be the point at which it no longer behooves one to record one’s every fart. Your lies live forever on YouTube. In a preview of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, as promoted by E!, [...]
Sam Ronson Partied Too Hard For Lindsay Lohan
Samantha Ronson partied so hard and so often it scared away Lindsay Lohan who would otherwise have spent more time with her. Like I said in the last post, I read Ronson’s DUI arrest details like it was 2006 and somehow she and Lohan had Freaky Friday’d and switched bodies (leaving Ronson with the burning [...]
Samantha Ronson: Speeding, Arrested For DUI
Lindsay Lohan’s firecrotch cooties have metastasized in Samantha Ronson’s brain with no hope of treatment, evidently. Ronson got busted for a crime that makes me wonder if TMZ.com mistakenly Find+Replaced/ switched their surnames by accident. Well, assuming Lohan wasn’t on crack and at the wheel, it’s reported that Ronson was pulled over for speeding outside [...]
