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Amanda Bynes Is ‘Lost’ & Drinking Regularly?

Yesterday, I had a brief conversation with a Twitter follower to the tune of ‘Yeah, you’re right, she’s 26-years-old and her daddy’s lying to People Magazine about her sobriety.’ During another conversation on Facebook, I replied: ‘Yeah, Bynes was at The Standard Hotel Thursday and Lindsay Lohan might have been at home with ice cream and Netflix. It’s plausible it’s Bynes who assaulted that woman. We’ll see…’ And that’s about the long and short of it. There’s at least one TMZ.com video showing friends holding up an inebriated-looking Bynes as they exited a club. Another video shows a TMZ cameraman begging enablers to stop Bynes driving when she appears drunk again. And the website is blatantly calling her on it, suggesting a drinking problem that requires treatment. I concur. She needs help aside from daddy’s hand-holding. Other sources have since run to People about Bynes, claiming that she’s become lost since she stopped working regularly: ‘This DUI was definitely just a serious lapse in judgment. She hit a wall personally and professionally [in 2008] … I think she’s been a little lost since then.’ Another source adds: ‘[She] was raised in the industry and came up in the industry, so she has kind of a twisted head space in terms of social groups.’

Amanda Bynes Was ‘Emotional’ Not ‘Drunk’

Asserting that it’s everyone else’s fault that she got arrested for DUI after swiping a police car, Amanda Bynes and her family maintain that she’s innocent of the charges because she doesn’t even drink (similarly, Lindsay Lohan claims to be innocent of Thursday’s assault charge because she was ‘at home watching TV’ that night). I overlooked Bynes’ arrest because of the Easter weekend. However, this is still a thing because of the denials and the mug shot. So, I’ll address the rebuttals and claims that Bynes is basically being smeared and framed. Asserting that his little angel doesn’t drink, despite video on TMZ.com appearing to show Bynes driving drunk before, Bynes’ father, Rick, tells People Magazine: ‘She was not drunk. I was told that she blew a zero on the Breathalyzer. She didn’t have a single drink that night. My daughter doesn’t drink. [She was arrested because] she was upset and very emotional,’ he continues, blaming the cop for pulling out in front of his daughter. ‘She is a good girl. She just chooses not to work, and because of that, people go after her.’ Page Six reports that Bynes has since hired attorney Richard Hutton who represented Paris Hilton’s and Prison Break actor Lane Garrison’s DUI cases (in the latter of which, people were killed).

Armie Hammer Mug Shot From Marijuana Arrest

I keep staring at his chest hair. Since we’re just learning about his November 20 arrest for weed possession, I guess I’m belatedly posting Armie Hammer’s mug shot. This is the world’s best-groomed and most-cheerful mug shot, taken during prossessing as Hammer spent the day in jail because drug-sniffing dogs caught him with a minuscule amount of weed. He won’t be prosecuted. But it’s got to suck this news is released days before he attends the Screen Actors Guild Awards 2012 for which he’s nominated for Best Supporting Actor for his role in J. Edgar.

Toddlers & Tiaras Mom Should Sue Herself Too

A Toddlers & Tiaras mother is suing several websites for ‘sexualising’ her kid. Displaying impressive cognitive dissonance, Susanna Barrett, mother of Isabella Barrett, 5, is suing websites including TMZ.com, The Daily Mail, The Huffington Post for ‘brazenly attempt[ing] to sexualize’ the child with commentary about her singing LMFAO’s I’m Sexy and I Know It in a New York City club in the middle of the night. Somehow not naming herself for sexualising the child, nor for child abuse, the mother claims the posts ‘have thrust…false and vulgar characteristics on to Isabella [and as] a result, Isabella is now perceived sexually, erotically and pornographically.’ Somehow, the loss of a spin-off reality show and jewellery line amount to the $30 million she’s suing for. Here’s video, if you can stomach it.

Armie Hammer Arrested For Weed Possession

Armie Hammer, of The Social Network and J. Edgar, was arrested for possession of pot. Rather than doing a Scrooge McDuck and smoking his money, and dude has Bond villain money, the 25-year-old was arrested at a border patrol checkpoint in West Texas because a drug-sniffing dog discovered drugs in his car. Hammer spent a day in jail, before being released on a $1,000 bond (that’s a whole $1,000 less left to smoke later), for possession of ’0.02 ounces of marijuana, three medicinal marijuana cookies and one brownie’ at the time of his November 20 arrest. His lawyer says the district attorney declined to prosecute because the amount was less than required for a felony conviction.

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Amber Portwood In Jail For Probation Violation

Amber Portwood is in jail for violating probation. Portwood had received a two-year suspended sentence on the domestic violence charges against her, on the condition that she stay out of trouble, pay probation fees, set up a $10,000 college fund for her daughter, and get her GED. She did none of those things because she was busy pulling a stranger’s hair at IHOP. So, um, yeah. A Madison County judge issued a warrant for her arrest after ruling on multiple failures to comply. You can see Portwood’s mug shot HERE. She’s back in court January 13.