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TLC Wins Their Court Case Against Jon Gosselin

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TLC win 10 Internets for beating Jon Gosselin in court, and putting a better handle on his out of control ego. They can trade in their Internets for spanking paddles and continue to spank Gosselin in life, rather than just in court.

TLC were the victors in the breach of contract suit. According to Radar Online, the network asked for a preliminary injunction. They were claiming he breached their contract as well as exclusivity and confidentiality agreements tied to Jon & Kate Plus 8. The breaches may not have been breaches, as it’s hard to breach a contract you lack the faculties to read. I have it on (not very) good authority that Gosselin took the contract as some form of decorated potty paper and used it for that purpose, rather than reading it. No shock really that there was NIL chance of him sticking to it and not getting his ass handed back to him.

Gosselin was at home eating bonbons, picking his crack, and crying stinky tears and was not present for the proceedings at the Maryland Circuit Court.

Image credit to Flynet Pictures. Story & info. Radar Online and TMZ.

Erin Andrews’ Peeping Tom Admits His Guilt

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The peeping tom in the Erin Andrews case, Michael David Barrett, admitted his guilt. Barrett admitted that he was a second grade peeping tom, and that’s why he drilled holes in hotel walls to spy on ESPN’s Andrews. Barrett’s lawyer issued a statement, in which he claimed his client was SOWWY for being such a sick creep who took illegal sessy pictures of someone without their consent.

Having pled guilty to one count of interstate stalking Barrett faces up to five years in prison, three years probation, and a $250,000 fine.

Image credit to The Hollywood Gossip. Story & info. TMZ.

Seal is Planning to Adopt Heidi Klum’s Daughter

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Seal is planning to adopt the five-year-old daughter of Heidi Klum. The family of four are as sweet as can be. Recently Heidi Klum changed her last name to match that of her husband. She now goes by the name Heidi Samuel.

Seal will adopt his wife’s daughter from a previous relationship. Leni is the daughter of Formula One boss Flavio Briatore. Briatore is too busy philandering to be a father and so Seal is stepping up as a more fitting father figure.

Image credit to Revolutionpix/Fame Pictures. Story & info. Hollyscoop.

Erin Andrews Stalking Suspect Pleads Not Guilty


Michael Barrett the alleged Erin Andrews peeping tom/ stalker pleads not guilty.

The man accused of being the peeping tom who secretly filmed Erin Andrews in her hotel, naked and without her knowledge, pleaded not guilty to one count of interstate stalking. The creep was accused of getting his kicks from drilling holes in hotel walls and secretly filming the naked ESPN reporter.

Michael Barrett faces a maximum of five years in federal prison if convicted. Barrett is free after posting a $100,000 bond. His trial will start Jan. 12, 2009.

Heidi Klum Officially Takes Seal’s Last Name

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Heidi Klum filed papers at L.A. County Superior Court to change her last name.

The 36-year-old, married, mother of four wanted to change her name from Heidi Klum to Heidi Samuel, so it would match that of her husband and children. It’s not known at this point whether she’s going to change her professional name, as her rep was too busy eating bonbons to answer the question when asked.

Image credit to RAM/Fame Pictures. Story & info. People, Hollyscoop.

Tila Tequila Files Suit Against Sean Merriman

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Tila Tequila filed a suit against Sean Merriman over the alleged assault that was reported back in September.

The reality star of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, real name Tila Nguyen, has not stopped tweeting about the case pretty much since it happened.

Although the San Diego Chargers linebacker wasn’t charged with a crime at the time, Tequila is now seeking damages for assault, battery, false imprisonment, and emotional distress. Her lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, is citing photos of alleged bruises up the star’s arms and the effing enormous height/ weight disparity. Tila Tequila is 4’11″, 93 lbs., while Shawne Merriman is 6’4″, 280 lbs..

Tequila claims the assault happened as she tried to leave her ex, Merriman’s, home. However, San Diego District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis dismissed the accusations. Her office spent three days reviewing reports from the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department, and determined there was insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that any crime was committed.

Image credit to ER/ Flynet Pictures. Story ESPN Sports and TMZ.