Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Justice’

Michael Lohan has been accused of physically abusing ex-girlfriend Erin Muller, at least twelve times in the last two years. One incident is even said to include him kicking Muller in the crotch, Kill Bill-style. No idea what effect he thought that would have, but amongst his alleged crimes is lady parts kicking.

Muller filed court documents in Nassau County, NY, Monday 28. She is asking the court to drop Lohan’s harassment allegations against her and making sure people know her reason for so doing. She claims that beginning 2007, she was slapped, punched, kicked, and even spat at. These two need to start pAArtying at the Sheen household. What a nasty, abusive mess of a holiday it’s been for both.

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Jon Gosselin’s NYC apartment was busted up and ransacked. The robbery had the sophistication of a Disney cartoon. Whomever trashed the place left behind a note, on which the name of ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman was written. The note was posted up psycho 101-style with a knife, calling Gosselin a cheater.

Gosselin’s shiny, shiny television was stolen and his pillows were sliced up. Also his clothing items, electronics, valuables, and home furnishings were also sliced into ribbons/ smashed, by someone with too much time on their hands. Gosselin is seeking felony charges against the person responsible, and the popo are sprinkling their magical finger print dust all over the remains of Gosselin’s crib.

Even Our Lady of the Reverse Mullets has no time for this nonsense. She’s real busy, basically being the single parent to all those babies. Glassman didn’t necessarily have anything to do with the crime, but she is certainly a suspect.

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Ivana Trump don’t care about no steenkin’ children. Trump was thrown off a New York-bound plane on Boxing Day, after getting belligerent with some one’s children. Donald Trump’s first wife, who recently filed for a divorce from her fourth man-friend, was annoyed that the kids weren’t stashed in the hold with the rest of the pets. Those baby things and dogs/ parrots/ whatever are all the same to us stony cold-hearted people. Trump was annoyed that those little people were running up and down the aisles and so she yelled at them, even swearing. The 60-year-old was asked to leave her first class seating, and get off the plane. She refused and so was escorted off the flight at Palm Beach International Airport, in Florida, by Palm Beach County sheriff’s deputies.

She was not charged, but there must be some kind of humanitarian/ Save the Children award that we can give her for her exemplary cold ass behaviour.

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