Christina Aguilera was involved in a minor car accident late last night. She was riding as a passenger in her Range Rover SUV that clumsily smacked into the booty of another car. Her assistant was driving at the time, and the singer was unhurt. The assistant was probably not hurt either as she was left [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Justice’
Tom Cruise Sued for Spying and Wiretapping
Tom Cruise is in your Internets, stealing all your informations. Cruise and his $cilon spies are accused of crawling inside the brains of magazine editor Michael Davis Sapir, and causing trauma that only $5 freakin’ million can help repair. The lawsuit could be due to Cruise and his drones spying and wiretapping, or it could [...]
Girlicious Jenna Artzer Arrest and Mug Shot
PCD Present: Girlicious was a show where all the whores who were too young to make it into the Pussycat Dolls auditioned to be in the junior version of the same band. Jenna Artzer was one of the girls who didn’t make the cut and was kicked to the curb, leaving four of her rivals [...]
Michael Lohan Arrested Over Restraining Order
Seems we have the pleasure of being rid of two puss biotches today. First we had the pleasure of getting rid of Chris Brown’s whiny butt on Twitter. We were also granted the pleasure of being Michael Lohan-free for at least a few hours, as he was arrested for violating his anti-bish-ass-ness order. Lohan broke [...]
TLC Wins Their Court Case Against Jon Gosselin
TLC win 10 Internets for beating Jon Gosselin in court, and putting a better handle on his out of control ego. They can trade in their Internets for spanking paddles and continue to spank Gosselin in life, rather than just in court. TLC were the victors in the breach of contract suit. According to Radar [...]
Erin Andrews’ Peeping Tom Admits His Guilt
The peeping tom in the Erin Andrews case, Michael David Barrett, admitted his guilt. Barrett admitted that he was a second grade peeping tom, and that’s why he drilled holes in hotel walls to spy on ESPN’s Andrews. Barrett’s lawyer issued a statement, in which he claimed his client was SOWWY for being such a [...]
