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Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Justice’

Levi Johnston Ordered to Pay Child Support

Levi Johnston, ex boyfriend of Bristol Palin, has been ordered to pay near $18,000-worth of back child support. The father of baby Tripp Palin/ the world’s least alluring Playgirl model, must have been caught in a lie. He claimed he was as broke as I, after my liquor money runs out. I guess not exposing [...]

50 Cent Being Sued Over Sex Tape Distribution

Lastonia Leviston has sued rapper 50 Cent in New York. Leviston is claiming 50 Cent unlawfully distributed her homemade sex video over the Internet. There are a few things going on in the aforementioned sentences, which need to be addressed; the woman’s name for one, no I didn’t typo that’s what someone saw fit to [...]

Nicole Snooki Polizzi to Trademark Nickname

You wouldn’t think it would be worth the bother of trademarking her nickname, given the fact that about 13 of Nicole Snooki Polizzi’s 15-minutes are already over. The tiny reality star is following in the footsteps of fellow Jersey Shore castmate, The Situation (whose only situation seems to be a limited vocabulary). Snooki has filed [...]

It’d Be Easier if Michael Lohan Stayed in Jail

Michael Lohan went and got himself arrested for the exact same thing as back in December 2009. He called some chick on the telephone and got his ass thrown in jail, again. Mainly because the chick was his ex, Erin Muller, and she still has a protective order barring him from making contact. For some [...]

Brittany Murphy’s Husband to Sue Warner Bros

I don’t usually report on things like this. But I make a point to post whenever I read a report and it makes me do this. Last Thursday it was reported that the husband of the late Brittany Murphy, Simon Monjack, appeared on The Today Show where he addressed allegations that his wife died of [...]

Amy Winehouse Pleads Guilty To Assault Charge

Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty today, to the charge of Bump-It and self tan overuse. Nah, I’m just playing. She actually pleaded guilty to smacking someone around the face. The incident happened during the Christmas period, at a pantomime performance, at a Berkshire playhouse. According to reports released only moments ago, Wino appeared in Milton Keynes [...]