There are rumours surfacing today that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are not only fighting like cat and well another cat (too tired to make jokes about p*ssy) and the couple are reportedly in relationship counselling [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
HoHan and SamRo’s reverse-Siamese-twinsy surgery seems to have worked a treat.
As you may know, these ho’s [...]

Justin Timberlake has been taking lessons at the Jay-Z school of employee relations, or at least that would be a sensible assertion, after learning that Asshat is being taken to court over his Southern Hospitality restaurant [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to reports:
A busboy is suing Justin Timberlake, saying the pop star’s Manhattan barbecue joint didn’t pay [...]

Kanye West’s assault charges have become as mundane and predictable as Crackie McBeehive’s outings - wandering the streets of London in her string-vest/ blood stained ballet pumps combo [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
‘Ye, was arrested after allegedly having challenged a pap to Rock Out With His Cock Out… OK, I made that last bit up… but this story is [...]

The parents of Nick Hogan would like for you to know that their (somehow) perma-tanned son is out of jail [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
And by that, I mean that his parents where nowhere to be seen when he was released, as they don’t give a what-what.
Hogan was released from jail today at 12:32 (Florida time), [...]

I know I was bit late to the party on this one, but I spent most of my weekend in a drunken stupor. Thus, I forwent anything that resembled actual journalism, until I had sweated out most of the vodka from my system, courtesy of my Yogalates DVD [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Heather Locklear, was pulled [...]

In less time than it took me to have a showah, make mah dinnah and brush mah toofs, Nick Hogan went into and then got let out of jail [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Nick Hogan (a.k.a. the car smasher-upper) will be getting out of jail on October 21st - three months earlier than expected!
Mini Hogan is [...]