Of course. I guess I should have seen this coming. The last few weeks of convoluted lies about her weight have been some kind of even more convoluted shill for Kirstie Alley’s own Scientology-based dietary regime. I’d forgotten she endorses this, but Alley does have some diet program and website on which she uses Scientology [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Diet’
Kirstie Alley Thinks She’s Nearly A 22-Inch Waist
Kirstie Alley isn’t even joking. Her levels of delusion know no bounds and she’s trying to convince people that she has nearly the same size waist as Megan Fox. Alley being 60-years-old and Fox being 25-years-old. With Fox hitting the gym and doing pilates to keep her slim enough to shill in her panties for [...]
Raven-Symone Used To Look Like Raven-Symone
Because LeAnn Rimes already got one of these posts, I’m going to make this a thing whenever a celebrity starts to look like a malnourished impersonator of themselves. Here’s Raven-Symone, who used to look like Raven-Symone. And I don’t mean the Raven-Symone from The Cosby Show, because it would be pretty spectacularly unfair to ask [...]
Raven-Symone Got Thinner Since I Last Checked
Since it’s a week of people wasting away into a could of smoke and mirrors, I’m going to update on Raven-Symone. It’s been a month since the last pictures of her, taken shortly after she killed Nicole Richie and inhaled her skinny soul (it was quicker than Slim Fast). According to MediaTakeOut.com, these are new [...]
Kendra Wilkinson Shows Size 0 Frame In A Bikini
Kirstie Alley isn’t the only celebrity who’s using their time on Dancing With The Stars as the smoke and mirrors in unconvincing tales about their weight. Kendra Wilkinson appears in the new issue of Lies&Style and tells the magazine that she’s lost several sizes since before she appeared on the show. Alley, 60, claimed to [...]
Kirstie Alley Wears Stretchy Sizes Four To Six?
Somewhere in between sniffing glue and my seventh slice of BOGOF pizza, Kirstie Alley became either a wizard or the best storyteller in the world. And I mean J.R.R. Tolkien and Steven King have nothing on this woman’s works of creative fiction. Alley claimed last month that she’d lost weight during Dancing With The Stars [...]
