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Gisele Bundchen’s Boobs Have a Great Workout

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:14:15 +0000

Gisele Bundchen’s breasts went to the gym in Studio City, CA, yesterday.

The two worked up quite a sweat, and made sure to almost fall out of Bundchen’s shirt at the sight of the paparazzi. I keed. The model gave birth in December, 2009, to son Benjamin Brady. It’s easy to forget with models like her and Heidi Klum that they gave birth at all, let alone that they have newborns. They insist on being about the width, and weight, of one of my thighs. I’m not going to pretend that their skinny booties and perky bubes aren’t depressing. They’re an affront, to everyone who wants to eat cake and be merry. Here’s an idea… who thinks I should have a baby and then get super skinny after also?

Two further photos of Gisele Bundchen’s sweaty pits, leaving a gym workout.

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Jessica Simpson Claims She Only Gained 10 lbs

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:03:41 +0000

This will be submitted without too much comment. Except for a comment about how I’m pretty sure 8 of Jessica Simpson’s self-proclaimed 10 pound weight gain was on her nose, as it got bigger from all her lie-telling. On her appearence on Oprah, one of the many things she whined about was the criticism she received for gaining weight. She goes on to say she found the extra attention bothersome.

Jessica Simpson, 29, on the mom jeans/ weight jokes at her expense: “The fact I was famous last year for gaining 10 pounds is ridiculous and really sad. It would bother any woman, I would think,” she said. [NY Post]

Jessica Simpson goes into more detail about the weight scandal, below.

It wasn’t bad enough that she became the butt of tasteless jokes, her extra pounds packed on feelings of guilt: “I didn’t want to sit down and talk with anybody about it, because I felt guilty,” she said. “I felt like, you know, if people look at me and maybe they’re a size bigger, they look at themselves and they think they’re fat. I don’t want other people to feel fat if they’re a size 6 or whatever size they are.”
The 5-foot-3 Simpson claims that those mom jeans were only a size 4 and that she fluctuates between size 4 and 6, although OK! magazine reported last year that she told a friend she had ballooned to an 8: “It’s a really hard thing for me to talk about,” she said. “Because I celebrate women of all sizes, and I think we’re all beautiful.”

Image credit Mom Logic, Hollywood Grind. Story & info. NY Post.

Kelly Osbourne Shows Off Weightloss, New Body

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 01:43:30 +0000

Kelly Osbourne attended the GStar Fall 2010 Collection fashion show, in New York. She showed off her adorable curly, blonde locks and drastically slimmed-down bod. I’m going to just come out and say it. She was a girl who had some meat on her bones. She’s still a girl who has some meat on her bones… but now she has an easily identifiable waist, also. If I’d slimmed down that drastically, and I was foxy all of a sudden, I’d be all exposed like Paris Hilton’s nethers. Bish is gorgeous. She was a cute girl before. In my opinion. But she’s just too cute now. From the hair, to the make-up and outfit. Cute. Cute. Cute.

Image credit GG/ Flynet Pictures.

Kevin Federline’s 232 lbs Weigh In on Fit Club

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:03:12 +0000

Kevin Federline on the premiere of Celebrity Fit Club: Boot Camp, airing Monday.

Kevin Federline revealed he was as shocked as anyone, at his dramatic weight gain; weight gain he attributes to being engrossed in child-rearing, and denial.

The first clip of his time on Celebrity Fit Club has been revealed by Us Weekly, showing the formerly slender dancer at his initial weigh-in. He tips the scales at 232lbs.. Federline is on the show with 50% of his baby-mama-drama, fellow contestant, Shar Jackson. Those who basically want to watch his three years of weight gain in reverse, can do so when the premiere airs Monday at 9PM ET.

There’s a bunch of photos of Kevin Federline at various weights, in the gallery.

Kevin Federline: Fat Pics Looked Photoshopped

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:51:52 +0000

Kevin Federline is accusing you of either jiggling with your aspect ratio, or MS Paint-ing on a few extra rolls of fat onto the notorious golf course photos. When fat Kevin Federline pictures were released our reaction was to curse out his weight for a hot minute, but only until some real news came along. Federline’s reaction was to accuse the media of Photoshopping him to look fat. The formerly-slim former-dancer tells ET’s Kevin Frazier it took him a while to realise he’d just plain let himself go. And only the love of being on TV inspired him to get fit again, as he joined (and did very well in) VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club.

Videos from ET are always retarded, and so need to be tucked away below.

Kevin Federline fat jibes inspired him to lose weight on VH1’s Celebrity Fit Club.

Brooke Hogan Unretouched Bikini Body Picture

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 02:29:13 +0000

Well shut my mouf and call me Suzy. When I saw a link from a buddy of mine, claiming to be of an un-retouched photo of Brooke Hogan’s plastic ass, I went and popped in my Photoshop-effect contacts (that do the legwork slack ’shoppers forget) and pulled up a chair. I was expecting her fake tits and lipo-ed body to look as though an airbrush abuser from Ralph Lauren had begun to ‘brush them out of existence like they were a threat to national security. However, I was almost pleasantly surprised to find that she doesn’t look like a mutant. When I say pleasantly surprised, I mean like I was pleasantly surprised to learn I couldn’t catch Mono from the dirty toilet seat at that club (I needed to sit my fat ass down, and thought I felt all Mono-ish the next day; had my ass worried).

The picture is from a Life & Style magazine photo shoot. View this baring in mind that plastic surgery works just as well as Photoshop at telling lies to your eyes.

Adam Lambert Was a 250 Pound Ugly Duckling

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:14:56 +0000

Adam Lambert discussing weight on Morning Jolt’s Larry Flick on Sirius Radio.

Adam Lambert has a really great excuse for being rambunctious. He says that he acts out because he spent most of his life repressed as an ugly duckling.

The American Idol runner-up is currently getting more press than all the other show’s alum put together. He says that he has his past weight to thank for his need to lash out in public. Lambert, 27, shared in an interview with The Morning Jolt’s Larry Flick on Sirius Radio that he suffered from an ugly duckling complex in his early 20s, after being 250 pounds when he was in high school.

So, he basically lost half his body weight and turned into a crotch-grabbing crazy. This is the same logic that turned Lady GaGa from the slightly chubby, brunette, girl-next-door to a Louboutin-wearing attention-seeker.

In the interview, Lambert continues that he got confidence and validation from being a performer, which is better than some of his illegal alternatives.

Tori Spelling Twitters About Weight Rumours

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:32:38 +0000

Tori Spelling is refuting a story put out by Star magazine’s current cover story, which claims that she weighs 95 pounds, by saying her actual weight. 107 pounds. Let that sink in for a while. 107.

I probably haven’t been 107 pounds since I was in my teens. I, of course, gather weight is relative and so long as she has a healthy diet and the weight is actually proportionate to her height, 107 as a number is rather alright. But still, really. 107. She actually considers the difference between 95 and 107 to be enough to go public with her weight and on her official Twitter account no less. Heaven help all us regular old fatties.

More photos of Tori Spelling as she looks her usual slim self under the cut.

Image credit Mike/Fame Pictures. Story via Cele|Bitchy and Twitter.

Scarlett Johansson on Weight Loss Rumours

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:37:51 +0000

Scarlett Johansson has taken the rather peculiar step of battling against rumours about her weight loss. During her filming of the upcoming Iron Man sequel, Iron Man 2, there were rumours a-plenty about the rather large amounts of weight she was supposed to have shed, in order to play her controversial role as the Black Widow.

For the part, Johansson could be seen to have dyed her hair red and have lost her famed curves. She was a pale and rake-thin red-head, with notably absent T&A, where a baby Marilyn Monroe had once been.

Of course, people noticed and pined for her former figure. However, Johansson just whined and insisted that she found all the chatter about her weight rather ridiculous. That is, given that this is her first week in showbiz and she has no idea how this annoying rumour-mill thing works. Don’t worry, I shall pull her to one side and explain that rumours that don’t involve drug-abuse or murder are really nothing to get your panties in a twist over.

Scarlett Johansson talks to the November 2009 issue of Glamour (via Us).

Scarlett Johansson on the rumour-mill and how much weight she lost in 2009: “There was this rumor mill cranking out stories that I had lost 14 pounds — I could never lose 14 pounds,” the actress, 25, tells the November issue of Glamour. “I hate seeing these ridiculous articles where [tabloids] guess some one’s weight.”
Scarlett Johansson on her body type: “I can’t look at somebody who is 6 feet tall and 120 pounds and say, I’m going to get that body. That’s just never going to happen,” she admits.
Scarlett Johansson on accepting her body for what it is: “You have to work with what you’ve got.”
Scarlett Johansson on freaking out about having to work the red carpet: “I have a tumultuous relationship with it because I love to get ready for the red carpet, but being on it is very uncomfortable. It’s so freakish and weird,” Johansson says. “I get flop sweats, dry mouth, heart palpitations, all over panic!”

Quotes via US Weekly/ Image credit to ENF/Fame Pictures.

Christina Ricci Shows Weightloss on Red Carpet

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 07:27:14 +0000

Christina Ricci appeared at the premiere of Tarantino’s movie, Inglourious Basterds. While there, the actress turned sideways, disappeared and got up to lots of filthy shenanigans with Brad Pitt. Okay, I totally made up the last part, but girl is hella skinny. Good thing she is standing at a slight angle in this photo, so that I can tell who the heck I am looking at. She has clearly been working out and has the miniscule tummy to show for it… can someone please ask her to stop now, before she disappears entirely.

Image credit to ANG/Fame Pictures.

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