Christina Aguilera walked a red carpet back in March looking like she’d moved into Tracy Anderson’s Boom Boom Room and voluntarily chained herself to the radiator. But somehow it’s news today that Aguilera walked the Time 100 Gala red carpet looking like this last night because apparently she’s been chained there ever since. 12 photos below of Aguilera on the red carpet in New York.
Growing more concerned by the hour because this is like watching a car accident that takes months for the airbag to deploy, Amanda Bynes is now degrading herself. Previously, Bynes responded to Page Six rumours by admitting to an eating disorder that she’s addressed several times on Twitter since. She addressed it again during one of her rants to online media, asking that they only use photos of her choosing because apparently that’s her part-time job now, telling College Candy the random with whom she was photographed on Tuesday isn’t a paid-by-the-hour ‘friend’ it’s her assistant. She explains, ‘We look awful, I look fat in that photo you chose, which doesn’t help my eating disorder. I’m with my assistant Nadia.’ She then thanked Life & Style for using a ‘good picture’ with a recent article, adding ‘I love this one! I don’t look so obese! Haha!’ And because I don’t even know anymore, she added the above photo taken from the ‘Twerk’ video that she told Complex Magazine was ‘perfection.’
I would say it looks like the new Mischa Barton traveled back in time and ate the old Mischa Barton. Except it actually looks like someone gave the old Mischa Barton a sandwich back in 2003 and because SCIENCE! carbs actually do spend a moment on the lips and a lifetime on the hips. Photos below of Barton shopping at Sunset Plaza in Los Angeles, California on April 8, 2013.
Incidentally, though, this is what she looked like in a bikini in January 2012.
Homeless Kardashian lost 90 pounds when he stopped being one of the guys sleeping with Rita Whora. But the 26-year-old says he’s got some more sad-fee-fees-pounds to go. Speaking to Us Weekly, Kardashian admitted, ’I lost 5 to 7 [pounds] last week. I’m trying to lose 40. It’s a little journey, but it’s good. I’m like 240 right now… probably 235.’
Speaking to the media because what could possibly go wrong, Amanda Bynes has told Us Weekly Magazine 25 Things about herself that you couldn’t have learned from talking to her dealer. It’s basically Mad-Libs with generic answers and product placement written where the truth should be, like Bynes saying ‘My favorite store is American Apparel,’ and ‘Rag and Bone makes the best jeans,’ and ‘My favorite perfume is Stella by Stella McCartney,’ and ‘I went on Accutane and it really helped my skin clear up.’ Because you don’t know about these 25 Brands and their low, low prices. Another thing, Amanda Bynes thinks there’s too much Amanda Bynes and wishes there were about 20 pounds less of her. She tells the tabloid ‘I gain weight quickly so I need to work out constantly,’ adding at 5 foot 8ins, she wishes she were 100 lbs. ‘I moved to New York City and I love it! I lost 4 lbs. since I moved. I’m 121 lbs… my goal is 100 lbs.’
Cougar Town actress Nicole Sullivan, whom I recognise from Scrubs since I didn’t even realise Cougar Town was still on the air, says famous mothers are lying liars who tell lies about their postpartum weight loss. Sullivan, who says she, like Jessica Simpson, honestly believed the baby weight would fall off on its own, admitted: ‘When I look back to when I had my first son, I was unhappy. I couldn’t understand why the weight wasn’t just falling off. I wish I could have that time back… There just are not a lot of overweight people in Hollywood. I felt like the jerk who couldn’t figure it out.’ Which obviously makes other mothers lie-tellers if they claim to have lost 60 lbs in 6 months through breast feeding and light exercise. She continued that after having her first son, Dashel, now five, she ‘felt broken… felt like an outsider in my own community.’ She continued: ‘I would flip through celeb magazines… and I just couldn’t get how these mums like Jessica Alba lost so much weight so quickly, and yet I couldn’t. They all lie and say, ‘Oh, I lost the weight running after the kids or breastfeeding.’ It’s not true.’
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