Christina Aguilera is mostly off my radar unless I have to talk about her weight. Anecdotes about her pants size are all that’s left to talk about because she’s no longer a booze-hound (at least, not that I know of). She’s on The Voice right now, sure. But she’s not really doing much that’s newsworthy. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Diet’
Snooki’s Weight Loss Is Showing In Her Face
Snooki of Jersey Shore is imploding on herself like a dying star, which is great since that means three-less pounds and she’ll disappear completely. While we wait on those last three-pounds, here are some recent photos I stumbled on while checking out today’s pictures. Honestly, aside from the tan, Snooki’s lost so much weight in her [...]
Albooki Aguilera’s Boyfriend Loves Her Curves
I’ve been calling Albooki by her government name, Albino Snooki. However, the Real Snooki’s so thin now it no longer makes sense. While I think of a new nickmame for The Artist Formerly Known as Albooki, I’ll share some news on the singer. According to her, becoming zoftig in 2011 was fine because her boyfriend [...]
GOOP Colon Cleanse Because You Poop Wrong
You poop wrong. Yes, you. The way you do everything is insufficient and inferior, including the way you poop. But, have no fear, GOOP is here! She’s here to give you a demonstration of how one mounts the terlet sidesaddle and doesn’t splash. I wish I were kidding about all of this, but I honestly [...]
Please Don’t Try Eva Longoria’s Divorce Diet
Eva Longoria is talking about her divorce again. This time, she’s talking about her post-split weight loss and the chants of ‘RIBS ARE FOR FATTIES!’ as soon as she ditched that bothersome last three-pounds. If you need to lose three-pounds too, please don’t try Longoria’s divorce diet. She doesn’t endorse it, since it’s not very [...]
Jennifer Hudson Turned Down Precious Role
Jennifer Hudson was offered the titular role in the 2009 Oscar-nominated movie Precious. In her horribly-named memoir, I Got This: How I Changed My Ways and Lost What Weighed Me Down, Hudson admits turning down the role because she was asked to gain weight after losing it all through Weight Watchers. ‘I had done that with [...]
