Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Dating’

Nearly a month ago, Us Weekly claimed there was a secret, exclusive, eight-week relationship between Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron. The magazine tried to sell us on the idea and they tried to make it sound deeper than it was (I don’t think those bumps ever touched, for the record). In a week where it behooves the magazine to pair the two with other people, there’s been a mysterious split and the relationship that was srs bsns has been demoted to a ‘Summer fling.’ The magazine’s sources took a bunch of uppers, then a bunch of downers, then told Us Weekly how the split happened because she wanted a baby because she’s ‘getting older’ while he wanted to play the field. She’s 35, he’s 34… Reports the print edition, he ‘only wanted something casual, but she’s in a rush to settle down, have kids and start a family since she’s getting older. Charlize didn’t take it very well when he broke it off. She knows deep down that it wouldn’t have worked, but she is pretty bummed about it all.’ B**ches be crazy. Oh, wait.

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Chris Hansen, who made a living out of catching dudes up to no good on camera, has been caught up to no good using his own scheme. We already learned that he allegedly cheated on his wife with a much younger woman to whom he allegedly sexted nude photos of himself. Because his body is ready, and because he clearly has a type (Hansen, far left, with his wife, the second mistress in the middle, and the first mistress on the far right), The National Enquirer further alleges that Hansen cheated on his mistress with Kathleen Collins, a stripper. ‘[We have] learned that Chris Hansen had a second mistress… a stripper,’ writes the tabloid. Collins thought she was the only bottle-blonde in Hansen’s life, ‘[Collins was] floored. I know this sounds crazy, but [she] really thought she was the only one.’