Justin Bieber thinks he’s in love with Selena Gomez because he’s yet to spring his first body hair and so love is… anyone who’ll dry-hump him in public. The teenagers have been sucking face, rubbing feet, groping, and loosely family planning the whole relationship. Bieber never stops talking about his girlfriend and his Instagram is flooded with photos of the couple making-out. Gomez is a little more reserved and she seems slightly annoyed at how heavy and physically-clingy Bieber is in public (anyone else see that MTV VMA interview they did together where he was all over her and she kept pulling away?) Well, Bieber just admitted it’s Gomez he wants to motorboat for life, ‘I wouldn’t be with somebody if I wasn’t in love,’ Bieber told New! ‘Everybody can see she is hot and that’s great, but there is so much more to her than that. She makes me laugh and she puts up with my practical jokes. We were both raised by our mums in single-parent households… that’s given us a lot of the same family values in life.’
