Selena Gomez and best friend Taylor Swift whom she never sees anymore either can be single together. It’s like the younger, more relatable GOOP and BOOP but with stalking and suicide watch. In a recent interview, Gomez admitted that she never sees those close to her anymore because she’s always working. She told Glamour: ‘I actually did talk to Taylor last week, and we were like, ‘I don’t even remember the last time I saw you,’ which is really unfortunate. But if it gets too dire, I fly to Taylor or I fly home or I fly to Justin.’ And now Gomez can save on the airfare and fly only to Swift with whom she can cry into a shared frozen yogurt because she’s single too. Gomez reportedly had trust issues with Bieber and scheduling made their relationship difficult so Gomez dumped Bieber after almost exactly two years together. Which would explain why he tried so hard to get some action at the Vivtoria’s Secret 2012 show this week. A source told E! ‘Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to maintain a relationship.’ A source told Us Weekly: ‘Selena broke up with Justin about a week ago. It’s been a really challenging experience over the last year because of their crazy schedules. Selena definitely had some major trust issues with Justin.’
Included below are bikini photos of Selena Gomez tanning in Miami, Florida.
Taylor Swift wrote another album based on the swears written by guys on the back of her pre-written-for-your-convenience ‘It’s not you, it’s me’ Post-It Notes and feedback forms on which she’s currently averaging 7/10 for not offering turn-down service the morning after. Feedback so far includes ‘Needs to use outside voice,’ and ‘I’m a 30-year-old man and this kid still isn’t using her big girl words.’ Swift isn’t admitting to doing anything wrong. Even having a friend act as a source to further claim every one of her exes is a bad guy. A ‘source’ tells Us Weekly: ‘All Taylor wants is to be loved. She’s a prisoner of her work. It takes up all of her time. She overworks relationships. She puts so much pressure on them [and] it ultimately kills the deal. Then she’s baffled as to why it didn’t work. It’s like she’s analyzing love like a scientist, rather than just feeling it… With each relationship, she’s less and less naive about the reality of dating. She is starting to realize it’s not this imaginary fantasy with princes on horses sweeping you away.’ But THIS is the cover for the same issue on which, conversely, Us Weekly appears to be saying ‘You’re kidding, right? It’s not them… it’s YOU.’
Taylor Swift will soon be using her inside voice while angrily swiping big girl words into her iPad. Because the 22-year-old is single. Again. After trying and failing to start a serious relationship with an 18-year-old boy. Us Weekly says, Kennedy and Swift ‘quietly parted ways a while ago.’ Talking about the split that will be written about in that song Swift promised not to write, a source explains: ‘It was just a distance thing. No hard feelings. They’re fine.’ Specifically, it was a ‘schedule’ thing. They never saw each other, ‘It’s been over a month since they’ve even seen each other. With her promotion for Red, she has no time off until the end of the year.’
Promoting another maudlin album, Taylor Swift is still being asked to defend writing possibly defamatory songs about whomever she is dating at the time. In the case of this album, John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal because one of those guys is a horrible, horrible womaniser while the other just has fabulous geography teacher hair and you can’t hate someone for that. Swift explains she only writes about bad guys who do bad things. Which must mean everyone she’s ever flirted with is a douchebag since she’s on her fourth studio album and has yet to learn her lesson (even the Washington Post dedicated an article to her immaturity). The 22-year-old tells The Daily Beast: ‘I take these songs and these people who inspire these songs on a case-by-case basis. If there were someone who was a good person, I’m not going to write something bad about them. But if they handle a situation in a way that really messed up my life for a while, that’s what I’m going to write about.’ So, do the guys care? ‘I’ve never had a guy say to me, ‘I was thinking of asking you out, but I was afraid I would end up in that song.’ I have had a guy say, as we were breaking up, ‘You better not write a song about this.’ At which point, I proceeded to write an entire album about it.’
Adele recently expressed to Anderson Cooper that her subsequent albums would have to be about something other than heartbreak so she wouldn’t become the one-trick-pony writing songs about men who keep running away from her. She was scared it would become shtick and that it would be tacky. Taylor Swift had no such revelation. And she’s apparently content to keep writing albums about her love life/ sex life which isn’t particularly tacky or negative unless you want to date a presidential family who look down on that kind of thing. Which is apparently what happened when she liked Conor Kennedy but his extended family were scared Swift would start penning an outline to her next album before this one even had the chance to cheat on her. New York Daily News says Swift ‘sought the approval’ of Ethel Kennedy to date her 18-year-old grandson then ‘begged her for forgiveness when other family members became irritated at all the attention Swift draws’ like the time she crashed and knowingly ruined a family wedding because her date was more important than focus staying on the bride. A Kennedy source says: ‘Taylor is enthralled with Ethel and has been for a long time. When she and Conor first got together, Taylor couldn’t have been more respectful.’ And it worked, asked whether Swift’s stalking would eventually lead to marriage, the 84-year-old responded ‘We should be so lucky.’
While promoting a documentary about the family, Ted Kennedy Jr. confirms to OK! there are no ill feelings: ‘[Ethel is] a very open person… to people of all generations. She’s a very welcoming person and she and Taylor have a genuine friendship. They love spending time together. They really like spending time with one another and, you know, they’re fascinated by each other. I think Ethel makes her feel very at ease. You know, Taylor lives in a world [where] she’s obviously achieved incredible success and the people who live in that world… some people just like to hang out and relax and let their hair down and I think Ethel makes that possible. I think it’s as simple as that… [And] yeah… of course [Ethel listens to Taylor's music].’ Rory Kennedy, her youngest daughter, says: ‘[Ethel] loves Taylor Swift! And Taylor Swift loves my mother. It’s not surprising actually. They have a lot of similar qualities and, you know… Anyway, I’m a huge fan of hers and I have two young daughters and, you know, they love her. I’m very familiar with her music, very familiar with the lyrics and she’s a great role model.’
Scarlett Johansson has been looking directly at, as friends call him, The Most Beautiful Man in the World, Nate Naylor, for a whole year without the little pinhole camera thing she used to look at Chris Hemsworth from the same distance without destroying her retinas. And now she’s single again because a source whose own sources have been going through Johansson’s trash says so which apparently means it’s true even though Us Weekly have a horrible record with veracity when it comes to reporting on breakups. There’s no more information although judging by source observations of their early relationship, they became bored of f**king one another: ‘They met though mutual friends,’ said a source, earlier this year. ‘And they were hot and heavy right off the bat.’ Now, not so much. Either that or Naylor tired of the pressures of his girlfriend’s fame. Johansson previously told Vogue Magazine: ‘It’s totally bizarre. It’s an adjustment. I mean, it’s got to be an adjustment for him way more than it was for me at nineteen. But he’s remarkably good about it.’ Or she actually was f**king Jared Leto when they were photographed holding hands a few weeks back. At the time, her rep said: ‘Scarlett is still dating Nate. This is very innocent. Scarlett and Jared have remained friends, nothing more, nothing less.’