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Mandy Moore & DJ A.M. Dating Again

Mandy Moore and her ex-flame, DJ A.M., are back on according to new reports [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

According to USWeekly:

“It’s back on,” a DJ A.M. source says in the newest issue of Us Weekly , on stands now. “Since the accident, it’s blossomed into something again.”

(Moore, 24, rushed to DJ A.M.’s side after the September 19 plane crash that left him with burns on his arm and scalp, injured Travis Barker, 32, and killed four others.)

Continues the insider, “Mandy said, ‘I like this guy a lot and I want to see where it can go again. Life is too short to not be with someone you really care about.’”

Says a second DJ A.M. source, “When you go through what Adam went through, you need people you love and people who love you. He will never stop loving her.”

So there you have it…

What’s that…

Where’s the snark, you say?

Shoved somewhere very unhygienic!

DJ A.M., as the ex-fiance of Nicole Rich Tea, is ripe for the snarking. However, a near death experience and jumping out of a plane will give you enough ‘Bad-Arse Credits’ to escape parody on AG.com for a while!

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Gyllenspoon Struggle With Their Long-Distance Relationship

According to reports, Reese’s Pieces Witherspoon and Jakey Poo Gyllenhaal (otherwise known as Gyllenspoon), may be on the verge of a break-up [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The be-chinned pair and their cut-and-paste nuclear family have been together for some time now and seemed to be making things work.

Jakey Poo had been whipped into shape by Reese’s Pieces before he was even allowed to move in – making him do 20 sit-ups before he was allowed to come to bed and also making him wash his hands 10 times before he ate his dinnah etc. etc. – so bad behaviour can’t be the reason for the rift.

Poo has been away from home, looking ripped, on the set of his new movie, the adaptation of the ‘Prince of Persia’ video game.

According to sources, Pieces is having separation anxiety.

After all, it must be a hard slog keeping her little Jakey Poo under the thumb, when he is filming in another country!

Poo, I have it on good authority, has been a good boy – even while being so far away from his partner Pieces.

The prettier half of Gyllenspoon had been lured into the safety of my basement with promises of an unlimited supply of Jelly Babies. Now, Poo is safely locked down there with the other love of my life, Josh Hartnett, where no scandal can hurt him. Therefore, I put to you, that there is no scandal to be had!

While I go down to my basement to make sure my boys are fed and watered, check out the quote from Star:

This is his first epic, and his mind is on his work,” a pal of Reese’s tells Star. “They talk on the phone and e-mail, but he’s not ‘there.’ Reese is wondering if this is how it’s going to be between them every time he’s out of the country filming.” The relationship hit such a rough patch that Reese, 32, flew to London for a quick rendezvous with Jake, 27, at The Dorchester hotel in mid-September. “They really needed to reconnect and remember why they were in a relationship in the first place,” says another source.”

If this is true, which I doubt, this may mean that I am free to marry Poo and have lots of his beautiful, pouty, wide-eyed children *crosses fingahs*

More news on this, as it breaks…

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Jessica Simpson Has Finally Given Up

Jessica Simpson really needs to stop giving inane soundbites [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

In this latest incident, Chesty-ca Simpson has given the world an insight into how she feels about her relationship with beau, Tony Romo.

According to Star, Simpson has given Romo the nickname ‘FBD’, which allegedly stands for ‘Future Baby Daddy’.

Um, yeah.

A woman who waited over two decades to have sex after marriage, now has no hope but to be impregnated, out of wedlock, by her closet-case BF!

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Sienna Miller’s Home Vandalised Over Getty Affair

Sienna Miller has no friends.
Miller, has had the word ‘SLUT’ spray-painted by some CAPS WHORE, in black, on the wall outside her London home. Last night, an unknown vandal (and some might say bas-azz) sprayed the slur.
This was probably a dig at Miller’s relationship with actor Balthazar Getty.

Miller is a hot biotch don’t get me wrong… but really, a (seperated) married man.

Is that the best she could do?

Were there no other men that she could have ensnared with her magical vagina?

I think she got away with something there only having the word ‘SLUT’.

Perez Hilton has called her worse. I would have just called her by my little pet name ‘Magical Vagina Miller’.
What would you have written?

Scarlett Johansson & Ryan Reynolds May Wed In Winter

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds may wed this winter.

The pair have been engaged for some time now and have kept the details of their relationship out of the glare of the public eye. Details are just now leaking about their plans.

Johansson has gotten her pretty lil’ head in a tiz about the wedding date and wants the wedding to wait until after the presidential elections are over [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

According to Star – print version, August 25, 2008

The couple, engaged since May, plan to tie the knot this winter, after Scarlett’s 24th birthday, a source tells Star.

Before some 200 guests, including celebrity friends such as Natalie Portman, Woody Allen and Sandra Bullock, Scarlett and the 31-year-old Canadian will wed in a traditional Jewish ceremony in New York City. Helping the couple pull it all together is Scarlett’s mom/manager, Melanie Sloan.

Why wait? After all, Ryan has been eager to marry Scarlett for some time. According to the source, “they’re taking it slow because her twin brother, Hunter, is busy working on Barack Obama’s campaign. Scarlett, who also supports the presidential hopeful, wants to hold off until the election is over because Hunter is so busy.”

I fear for the world if these two ever breed. They too may give birth to children of mini-Brangelina-esque proportions. The world only needs so many pretty, pouty babies!

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John Mayer Talks About Jennifer Aniston Split

John Mayer has opened up for the first time about his fauxmance with former Friends star Jennifer Aniston.

After working out at an Equinox Gym in New York’s SoHo neighborhood gym on Saturday, Mayer decided to do the unthinkable… talk to the paparazzi, about his break-up with Aniston.

He said,

“There’s no lying, there’s no cheating, there’s no nothing. Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I have ever met.”

According to People:

“People are different, people have different chemistry,” said Mayer, who appeared emotional, nervous and sad. “I ended a relationship to be alone, because I don’t want to waste somebody’s time if something’s not right.”

This relationship was permanently at Fauxmance Alert Code Red or something.

The pair had such an interminable dislike for each other, they never even admitted that they were a couple.

They were seen covorting at vaious beaches across the world and for a period of time were conjoined-at-the-hip… but they were never ‘dating’ officially. Now Mayer can’t stop talking about her… bit late?