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Jennifer Aniston Is Officially Angelina Jolie Now

Jun 22nd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were photographed and their souls stolen by Uncle Terry’s molester lens. This photo shows the couple, made possible by Theroux leaving his live-in girlfriend-of-14-years, Heidi Bivens, posing and snuggling. Richardson took the photos of the couple, with whom he had dinner, yesterday evening, and posted it to his Tumblr. I haven’t been posting much about this couple, in spite of the attention they’ve been getting. I’ve mostly been linking out to stories about them while sighing loudly about Aniston’s lack of grace and respect for Bivens. Aniston’s yet to give much of a response to reports of being a homewrecker. It takes two. Theroux’s not talking either. But after the way Aniston played the martyr after Brad Pitt left, she should at least be subtle about all this. Reportedly, the couple has been spending a lot of time together, wearing matching rings and watches, and may even have plans to live together. The relationship is rushed and ridiculous. And telling about Aniston’s character.

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Millions Of Ovaries Will Explode At This News

Jun 22nd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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George Clooney is single. Which will surprise no one except his ex-girlfriend, who spoke two-weeks-to-the-day ago about her intention to marry at some point. That was probably what did it. Clooney commits to no one but Clooney. Silly woman. The former couple actually released a joint statement about their split, which I’m guessing means Clooney’s rep typed it on their iPhone and signed it ‘Elisabetta & George xoxo.’ The 32-year-old model and 50-year-old actor, who made it clear he would never marry again (he was married to Talia Balsam from 1989 until they divorced in 1993), said ‘We are not together anymore. It’s very difficult and very personal, and we hope everyone can respect our privacy.’

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Cameron Diaz Loves Boyfriend Alex Rodriguez

Jun 22nd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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This is the first time I can recall hearing her say this, but Cameron Diaz referred to Alex Rodriguez as her boyfriend and has admitted that she loves him. Diaz appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman in one of the many short skirts she’s reserved for the occasion. Rather than focusing on the film, we’re focusing on her vagina because that’s what sells when you’re a woman. To further make the point, she stopped just short of licking ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake on the tonsils on the Bad Teacher premiere red carpet. Asked, ‘Can we call [Alex] your boyfriend, is that alright?’ Diaz responded, ‘I do!’ Diaz went on to admit, in an anecdote about sharing popcorn during a baseball game, that she loves her roider, ‘We were watching the game, and I was eating, and I was getting down to, like, the last couple pieces of popcorn, and all of a sudden, I see a hand coming in. And I’m like… anybody who knows me does not put their hand in my food, especially when it’s close to my mouth. And I said, ‘What are you…?’ And then I went, ‘You know what? I love you too much, I’m going to give it to you. You deserve it.” Watch her recreate the moment with Letterman, below.

Photos below show Diaz at Letterman and the June 20 premiere of Bad Teacher.

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Hef’s New Bottom B**ch Is Anna Sophia Berglund

Jun 20th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Hugh Hefner has already selected a replacement bottom b**ch, who’ll basically take the place of Crystal Harris. Remembering that his penis is the only part of him with any feeling, Hefner swapped out one bottle blonde for another. This isn’t a new girl to the Playboy mansion, looking through my photo agency, pretty much every second picture of Hefner with his ex-fiancee, Harris, also features this girl; quite often, they’re standing as three arm-in-arm. So, like MS Paint before him, Hefner is cropping Harris out of his life leaving this remaining girl.

Anna Sophia Berglund, far left, 24-days older than Harris, is a Playboy Playmate and sometime actress. And, according to TMZ.com, she ‘[has] moved into Hef’s room and the two have taken to calling each other ‘babe’ around other people.’

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Shannon Twins Move Back Into Playboy Mansion

Jun 20th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon have moved back into the Playboy mansion to comfort Hugh Hefner’s balls after they found themselves short one real doll. The wedding of Hefner to fake-a$$ attention whore Crystal Harris was supposed to be this weekend. They split and, instead of remotely mourning the relationship, Harris is giving interviews to Entertainment Tonight and hosting a pool party with Heidi Montag and Hefner’s putting his old whores back on the payroll. Karissa Shannon, who upgraded from whore to porn star in the interim, was in a relationship with Sam Jones III, who is only famous because of a part on Smallville and connections to narcotics. Shannon told her boyfriend-of-around-one-year that she was moving to the mansion for business reasons. And, I guess she was telling the truth about that. But she dumped him after he helped her pack. Video shows the twins moving back in, after a year’s residence in 2008.

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Mary-Kate Olsen & Kanye West Not Hooking-Up

Jun 15th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Mary-Kate Olsen has denied reports that she dated and/ or hooked-up with Kanye West. The reports weren’t based on much and didn’t appear to be true. It was reported that West enjoyed little person sex, as Justin Timberlake reportedly did before him. But, it’s not true and her rep wants you to know she only sleeps with people who don’t have a little person fetish. Speaking of reports this week, about what happened at West’s 34th birthday party at the SubMercer lounge in New York, a spokesperson for Olsen said, ‘There is no truth to the story whatsoever.’

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