George Clooney is single. Which will surprise no one except his ex-girlfriend, who spoke two-weeks-to-the-day ago about her intention to marry at some point. That was probably what did it. Clooney commits to no one but Clooney. Silly woman. The former couple actually released a joint statement about their split, which I’m guessing means Clooney’s [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Dating’
Cameron Diaz Loves Boyfriend Alex Rodriguez
This is the first time I can recall hearing her say this, but Cameron Diaz referred to Alex Rodriguez as her boyfriend and has admitted that she loves him. Diaz appeared on The Late Show With David Letterman in one of the many short skirts she’s reserved for the occasion. Rather than focusing on the [...]
Hef’s New Bottom B**ch Is Anna Sophia Berglund
Hugh Hefner has already selected a replacement bottom b**ch, who’ll basically take the place of Crystal Harris. Remembering that his penis is the only part of him with any feeling, Hefner swapped out one bottle blonde for another. This isn’t a new girl to the Playboy mansion, looking through my photo agency, pretty much every [...]
Shannon Twins Move Back Into Playboy Mansion
Karissa Shannon and Kristina Shannon have moved back into the Playboy mansion to comfort Hugh Hefner’s balls after they found themselves short one real doll. The wedding of Hefner to fake-a$$ attention whore Crystal Harris was supposed to be this weekend. They split and, instead of remotely mourning the relationship, Harris is giving interviews to [...]
Mary-Kate Olsen & Kanye West Not Hooking-Up
Mary-Kate Olsen has denied reports that she dated and/ or hooked-up with Kanye West. The reports weren’t based on much and didn’t appear to be true. It was reported that West enjoyed little person sex, as Justin Timberlake reportedly did before him. But, it’s not true and her rep wants you to know she only [...]
Did Scarlett Johansson Scare Off Sean Penn?
In an episode of stalking that none of us saw coming, it’s being reported that Scarlett Johansson was dumped by Sean Penn for being over-eager. In other words, she was dumped for being 26-years-old to Penn’s 50 years. This is based on source reports, and they barely exhale between tokes in time to get their [...]
