Selena Gomez doesn’t understand why girls who wet the bed are plotting her demise. What she’s missing is that her death is being plotted on a napkin in crayon and meetings of the ‘I H8t Selena Club’ take place in a ball pit. At no point are any of these people doing anything more threatening than tweeting. And no one died of an overuse of exclamation points, yet, to the best of my knowledge!!!1! Fearing that poor man’s 1337 speak will somehow harm her, because words on the Internet hurt, Gomez bemoaned the constant threats from fans of her boyfriend. ‘It’s weird, it’s just weird, but I don’t pay attention to it, I just try to live my life as normal as possible,’ she said. ‘I just like to not focus on what the whole world is saying about me and just be happy with myself. I try to not read magazines or the internet but it’s obviously unavoidable. I mean, it’s everywhere, so there are moments where I read things that hurt my feelings. But not most of the time. I don’t surround my life with magazines or the internet.’
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Dating’
Olivia Wilde Denies She’s Dating Chris Pine
I was watching the 2010 version of Star Trek this weekend wondering how it was other women found Chris Pine attractive. I don’t think he’s a horrible-looking guy, necessarily. But his face is just so puffy and uneven. It’s like he has always just eaten something to which he’s allergic. There’s just something puffy and… off. I don’t know. But it was distracting me from re-watching the movie. In any case, there were rumours about Pine dating Olivia Wilde on Page Six recently. I think Page Six is pretty much picking names out of a hat at this point. But whatever. And, as Lainey Gossip pointed out, Pine would be at the end of a very, very long list of other guys with whom she’s allegedly sleeping; including Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Reynolds, Justin Timberlake, and Bradley Cooper. Well, in any case, she’s denying even hanging out the Sunset Tower Hotel’s Tower Bar, where the two had been rumoured to have ‘looked very cozy at a table.’ She wrote on Twitter earlier, ‘Strange to hear I was on a date at a restaurant I’ve never been to. But I trust my doppelganger had a blast. Hope she doesn’t rob any banks.’
Hef & His Bottom B**ch Faking It For Publicity
There were reports last month, started by porn-monger Hugh Hefner himself, that he was in a relationship with playmate Anna Sophia Bergland. Turns out, as Crystal Harris openly admitted last week about her own relationship, there’s no relationship with Bergland except for publicity. For the second time today, colour me shocked. As though one fake relationship with a glorified prostitute from an indistinguishable harem isn’t enough, we learn that he faked any kind of sexual relationship with Bergland to get publicity for her Playboy spread. So says the girl’s mother anyway. And, wouldn’t your mother know whether you were having baby lotioned sex with an octogenarian? Despite claims on Twitter from 25-year-old Bergland that she ‘really does love’ Hefner, there’s literally no romantic or sexual relationship to speak of. Her mother, Lena Griffin, spoke to TMZ.com, to defend her daughter. ‘The rumors that they are dating were just for publicity,’ explains Griffin. ‘They met at a party a few years back, but they are JUST FRIENDS. That’s what [Hef] means when he says Anna is his ‘best girl’… It makes me feel so much better to know there is not any hanky-panky going on.’
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Eva Mendes Got January Jones’ Sloppy Seconds
The sloppy seconds of January Jones will now be touching Eva Mendes’ bumps with the lights on. It’s being rumoured that Jason Sudeikis went on a date with Eva Mendes. Because it gives me an excuse to post more pictures of her, I’m going to indulge this rumour. There’s no other reason. I’m not kidding. According to Page Six, the two are dating and they had dinner with Jason Bateman and his wife, Amanda Anka, at L’Artusi in the West Village Friday night. Reps have yet to confirm or deny, but sources are claiming that ‘Eva and Jason went out for a smoke break, and he told her, ‘We make a great team.” The rumoured couple were also reportedly seen kissing in a car at the 24 Hour Plays benefit in Santa Monica last week and leaving the event hand-in-hand. Photos show Mendes wearing grandma’s sixth-fanciest tablecloth to a fashion event in NYC, Tuesday.
Was Jake Gyllenhaal Flirting With Olivia Wilde?
I can’t even keep up with the people who’re supposedly touching bumps at the behest of their management. It’s pretty much all smoke and mirrors and people rubbing bumps without eye contact and then BBMing as much to Page Six. It’s so transparent and phoned in. I don’t even know. But there are two specific rumours on which I’m going to post briefly today mainly because it’s my chance to post pictures of pretty people and postulate what would happen in a world where they were mating on request as though still under the old Hollywood studio system. For giggles, let’s discuss Jake Gyllenhaal and Olivia Wilde, about whom individually we hear many rumours, and pretend they’ve been flirting in public. Because they’re both new at this. It’s rumoured in People that Gyllenhaal was flirting and Wilde was just kind of standing there being flirted with. During a night with friends at West Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont, a source says they were intermittently ‘touchy-feely’ and ‘at one point, he had his hand on hers.’ Olivia was ‘cool and wasn’t fawning over Jake but seemed to like the attention he was giving her.’ They left separately. Wilde’s rep denies that they’re dating.
Let’s Just Talk About The Elephant In The Room
I wasn’t going to address this further; but, it’s in every magazine. And a reader submitted an interesting tip about this, on Facebook, so this post is for her too.
This week’s tabloids have been using harsher language than I, describing the relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. The couple were assumed to have started dating when Theroux was still seeing his live-in girlfriend-of-14-years, Heidi Bivens. Neither Theroux nor Aniston have said too much about the timing of when they got together. But there did appear to be an overlap. I mean, how fast could the ex-girlfriend pack? To be fair, and since I’ve read a counter-argument, from a source in People, I’m going to point out that Theroux may have been single when he met Aniston. So, she didn’t immediately Angelina Jolie her way into his heart. She waited a week, and then Angelina Jolied her way into his pants. ‘I know people are saying Jen broke them up, but they had been on-and-off for years,’ said a source for Theroux. A source for Aniston adds, ‘Jen would never hook up with a guy who has a girlfriend. [She is] very happy with Justin. He’s a great guy.’ People also notes that they’re not yet living together; countering recent reports that they’re doing the bi-coastal thing.








