I was watching the 2010 version of Star Trek this weekend wondering how it was other women found Chris Pine attractive. I don’t think he’s a horrible-looking guy, necessarily. But his face is just so puffy and uneven. It’s like he has always just eaten something to which he’s allergic. There’s just something puffy and… [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Dating’
Hef & His Bottom B**ch Faking It For Publicity
There were reports last month, started by porn-monger Hugh Hefner himself, that he was in a relationship with playmate Anna Sophia Bergland. Turns out, as Crystal Harris openly admitted last week about her own relationship, there’s no relationship with Bergland except for publicity. For the second time today, colour me shocked. As though one fake [...]
Eva Mendes Got January Jones’ Sloppy Seconds
The sloppy seconds of January Jones will now be touching Eva Mendes’ bumps with the lights on. It’s being rumoured that Jason Sudeikis went on a date with Eva Mendes. Because it gives me an excuse to post more pictures of her, I’m going to indulge this rumour. There’s no other reason. I’m not kidding. [...]
Was Jake Gyllenhaal Flirting With Olivia Wilde?
I can’t even keep up with the people who’re supposedly touching bumps at the behest of their management. It’s pretty much all smoke and mirrors and people rubbing bumps without eye contact and then BBMing as much to Page Six. It’s so transparent and phoned in. I don’t even know. But there are two specific [...]
Let’s Just Talk About The Elephant In The Room
I wasn’t going to address this further; but, it’s in every magazine. And a reader submitted an interesting tip about this, on Facebook, so this post is for her too. This week’s tabloids have been using harsher language than I, describing the relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. The couple were assumed to have [...]
Jennifer Aniston Is Officially Angelina Jolie Now
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were photographed and their souls stolen by Uncle Terry’s molester lens. This photo shows the couple, made possible by Theroux leaving his live-in girlfriend-of-14-years, Heidi Bivens, posing and snuggling. Richardson took the photos of the couple, with whom he had dinner, yesterday evening, and posted it to his Tumblr. I [...]
