Jennifer Love Hewitt officially failed at seducing Adam Levine over the tubes. Although, Levine is yesterday’s news because Hewitt is already boning The Client List co-star Colin Egglesfield. Asked about that time Hewitt flirted on TV, saying she ‘had her eyes out’ for newly-single Levine, the rocker replied: ‘I heard about that. That was aggressive. It was really sweet and flattering. Beautiful life, you know, when a beautiful woman says nice things about you.’
I think it’s safe to deduce that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are actually related; Siamese twins attached at the groin, which makes it all the sadder and meaner that I’m publishing these photos of them attempting to pee. Except that’s not really the case. But they do spend a lot of time groin-to-groin in public. This time Gomez is surprising Bieber on the set of his music video where he’s been filming with her lookalike (the lookalike also wore a little tee with shorts).
Let’s just say probably. As in, probably not. It was reported, nay speculated, by X17Online.com that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were reciting lines from That 70s Show naked while looking at themselves in the mirror. Except none of that ever happened because Kutcher is probably already boning this random. Many claimed that the former on-screen couple hooked-up. Although a source for Kunis is all ‘LOL. NOPE!’ Not unless it was a fivesome at dinner: ‘No! They’re so not dating. They’ve been friends for years. But she would never ever. [There were] three other people [at dinner Sunday]. Definitely nothing going on there.’
Jennifer Love Hewitt spent the last few days making me very, very sad. She’s like the ghost of spinsters future, for if I don’t get my s**t together. She recently flirted with Adam Levine from a distance. Except the musician probably had no idea, since Hewitt name-dropped him into a random interview only to apologise a few days later saying it was contrived in the hopes of sparking conversation. And now she says she smells like baked goods because it’s the only way she can get laid. She tells Us Weekly: ‘I carry McCormick’s Pure Vanilla [in my purse], the baking kind, and dab it on my neck. Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, ‘You smell amazing!’ I [also] love Booty Parlor’s Kissaholic Aphrodisiac Breath Spray. You never know when a make-out moment is coming!’ Photos from The Client List’s Hollywood launch party.
It was reported, earlier this week, that Jennifer Love Hewitt found the spinster holy grail in work for eHarmony that involved being paid to date some random guy. Only for him to complain that she looked bored, phoned it in and yes, was obviously there for the money. Except none of that happened and the J-Love fan-fic writers need reigning in because this revealed blind item found its way on to several gossip sites leading her rep, possibly named ‘Jennifer Love Hewitt,’ maybe, to issue a denial to E! Online saying: ’There is absolutely no truth to it.’
This is always interesting because, on occasion, celebrities will try to talk rabid paparazzi off the ledge and humanize themselves as people and the photographers as ‘just doing their jobs.’ Although it rarely works because there’s too much money at stake for the paps to concede and leave the subjects in peace. We’ve seen Miley Cyrus handle paparazzi, on multiple occasions, telling them to leave her alone only for them to keep filming anyway. Something similar happened in an old video of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in which he approached paparazzi who thought they’d lucked into a gay scandal with Levitt walking with a random male friend. And there’s new video in which Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield attempt to speak to paparazzi who film the conversation and film the couple’s escape after they tried to dissuade the paps from ruining their weekend.
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