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Snooki Won’t Be Dancing Preggo In The Club

Snooki has offered a little more information about how she’s suddenly not a dancefloor-peeing, easy, meatball because someone, possibly her boyfriend, planted an OOPS! in her stomach during what she describes as a weekend bender. Asked whether she would keep filming Jersey Shore, she said no because it would be irresponsible: ‘If anything, I’ll visit the shore [but] I’m not living in that house being pregnant. I don’t want to be one of those moms who’s pregnant in a club. It’s disgusting.’ Asked why she lied when first asked about the pregnancy, she explained: ‘I wanted to make sure the baby is OK. Things can go wrong, like a miscarriage. It was my business, and I wasn’t ready to tell.’

She continued, confirming that she’s engaged but won’t marry for at least a year so she has time to lose the baby weight,  ’My dad was upset. We didn’t talk for a week. He came around eventually, and now he can’t wait for the baby. My mom is so happy for me.’ MTV, initially indignant, declaring that it wouldn’t comment on its stars, has since offered this statement about the pregnancy: ‘We wish Nicole a healthy and happy pregnancy and congratulate her on her engagement. We support her as she starts this new chapter of her life.’

Meanwhile, Fox News has written off Jersey Shore as a dead franchise, with its sources saying MTV will probably cancel the show in Snooki’s absence.

Snooki & Jionni LaValle In Us Weekly Magazine

Snooki and the guy who probably knocked her up, her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle, are in Us Weekly except LaValle doesn’t make the cover. Which is a shame for him and the other three dudes who could reportedly be the father of this baby (should have done multiple covers, collect them all!) But he’s inside the issue conceding to the mistake of planting an OOPS! in the stomach of the woman he’s now stuck with the rest of his life. This is just another baby bump photo, except it demonstrates that Snooki’s not protruding as much as she is on the cover for which I can only assume she stuck out her gut because she’s only 15-weeks along.

Us Weekly: Yes, Snooki Is Pregnant & Engaged

Snooki has confirmed her engagement and pregnancy. Page Six reported last week that Snooki shopped the news of her pregnancy to several magazines and Us Weekly won the announcement that has since become stale. P6 were also the ones who called out Snooki as a liar who denied her baby because she wanted to make money. Snooki got defensive early February when asked whether she was pregnant because she took it as a slight against her weight. But it was really a covert shill because she was in negotiation. And People Magazine already declared her engaged Monday, so, yeah, except for the look at her baby bump this isn’t news. Us reports she’s 15-weeks pregnant and she’s stopped whoring around and probably stopped cheating because: ‘I have different priorities now. I don’t care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I’m ready and he’s ready.’ She learned of her OOPS! ‘right after New Year’s. [I thought] ‘S**t, I’ve been drinking! I was worried. It was New Year’s Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy.’ Adds probable father Jionni LaValle: ‘We are not going to screw this up.’

I See January Jones Forgot Her Baby Again

Here’s January Jones in Los Angeles yesterday after leaving her son in the care of a responsible adult/ parked with the window cracked/ outside a firehouse/ on a leash tied to a fire hydrant or wherever she leaves him when she’s running errands because she’s too beautiful to hold her own baby. Eight photos below.

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Pictures Of Snooki’s Diamond Engagement Ring

Because it’s 2012 and the Mayan’s half-a$$ed precursor to Microsoft Office Calendar was technically correct, Snooki is pregnant AND engaged. Despite reportedly sleeping around on the guy who got her pregnant, he’s trying to make an honest woman out of her. Jionni LaValle reportedly proposed to pregnant Snooki in news revealed by People Magazine’s sources on Monday. Except the source reports are less-compelling when you realise she’s been walking around the set of her new show wearing a diamond engagement ring so the news was going to break eventually. Here are photos of Snooki wearing her big rock.

In related news, her ex-boyfriend is still a name-dropping schmuck, despite Snooki’s lawyer sending a cease and desist about the probable libel he’s spreading in the media. Ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella gave an interview with TMZ.com Monday during which this quote was attributed to him: ‘I hope for her sake… not to be rude or anything… but I hope she has a miscarriage [because she's not ready to be a mother yet].’ He ran to RadarOnline.com to deny the quote: ‘I never would say that I hope Snooki has a miscarriage.’ And he phoned into TMZ LIVE to repeat his denial: ‘What I meant by the statement was that I hope she doesn’t have the child. I hope the test is wrong. She’s too young.’

Eight photos of Snooki’s engagement ring and filming her spin-off Monday.

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Vanessa Minnillo & Nick Lachey Are Expecting

In news I don’t really care about because posts like this are usually met with ‘Meh… wait, WHO?’ Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are expecting a baby which means they got engaged and pregnant in some syncrinicity with Jessica Simpson (remember when they and Simpson and Eric Johnson announced their engagements within six-days of each other). Well, they, and Simpson’s ex-boyfriend Tony Romo are all expecting at the same time because the universe won’t just let Simpson be great. Lachey announced on Live! With Kelly that, after appearing on the show in January, Minnillo ‘started to feel a little different, not herself… She was in New York and I was in the Bahamas. She went to the store and got a pregnancy test and it came back positive. We’re having a baby!’ He added: ‘I’ve had a chance to do a lot of great things in my career and my life but this is the one thing that, more than any other, I look forward to. The fact that it’s actually here, it’s overwhelming… We definitely want to know [its sex] I can’t take the knowledge that someone out there knows, but I don’t know. It’s like watching a sports game on TiVo.’ Names? ‘If it’s a girl, I think it might be Sophia. If it’s a boy, I’m not sure.’ A source tells Us Weekly she’s only 12-weeks along, but a recent photo shows her with a slight bump. Lachey says Minnillo, who changed her name to Lachey too after they wed, is ‘due in late Summer, early Fall.’ Not calling her fat, except he’s calling her fat, Lachey added: ‘It just looked like she had eaten a really big burrito for a while [laughs].’ Her cravings? ‘She loves, she craves Mexican food right now. She could eat a burrito a day so you can imagine what our house smells like right about now. I’m the one running in the middle of the night to the restaurants to get her whatever she needs.’