Benicio del Toro and Kimberly Stewart have revealed their daughter’s full name, including the double-barrel surname: Delilah Genoveva Stewart del Toro. You like? That’s got to be the second-fanciest name of a baby born of sleeping around since Xander Dane Jones, son of January. I like how name-fanciness is directly-proportional to mother slutiness. This is [...]
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January Jones Births Son Xander Dane Jones
January Jones has given birth to the love child of the random from the set of X-Men: First Class. Xander Dane Jones was born on Tuesday. Because it’s an X-Men set baby, she gave the baby a name starting with an X… see what she did there? Jones was reported to have slept with the [...]
Kate Gosselin Calls Your Parenting Mediocre
Earlier this week, Kate Gosselin’s ridiculous attitude and reluctance to seek a more sustainable job was challenged by Jon Gosselin in a media showdown that left him looking like the more-competent parent. Rather than admit her ex-husband’s argument had some merit, which it did, Kate Gosselin went right back on television and clarified that a [...]
GOOP: Life Means Nothing Without Having Kids
Gwyneth Paltrow has given the year’s most obnoxious interview. Pretty much everything that has come out of her mouth this year has been sanctimonious or offensive. And now she’s outdone herself with a comment about life without children. Childless women readers: you’re empty husks with wasted ovaries if you don’t poop out a baby right [...]
Jon Gosselin: Reality Television Is Not A Career
Jon Gosselin took a stab at being the voice of reason in his family, because when Kate Gosselin’s reality show was cancelled her answer was to speak to People for a cover interview rather than look for a real job. The mother, spending her money on plastic surgery and busted weaves, whined in People about [...]
Alyson Hannigan Is Only Having A Food Baby
Alyson Hannigan went on Twitter to defend herself after some people with no manners called her fatty fat over photos taken last week. The photos showed the mother-of-one at the Malibu Chili Cook Off and Carnival. She wore a hideous, ill-fitting shirt that sparked pregnancy rumours. But she denied there’s a baby thing in there. [...]
