Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Babies’

I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess that it’s the delightful woman in salmon who’s carrying one of those baby things. I shouldn’t put money on it. I don’t have the loose change to spare, and you shouldn’t bet money you can’t afford to lose. But, if I were a betting woman, I’d put some money on at least one of the two of these people being pregnant. Screw it, I’m betting all the dimes down the back of my couch that BOTH are knocked up. If I’m right, I win the whole Internet. If I’m wrong… you get my cat. Fair deal? Anyhoodle, Us Weekly and People claim this is a picture of the third woman to become impregnated by Kevin Federline, the ex-husband of Britney Spears. I’m a little scared to write about this. As I’m quite sure just writing about his sperm may get me knocked up. And I’m too busy taking care of my house plants to look after a baby thing. ‘We’re having a girl,’ Federline said of his baby with his girlfriend-of-two-years, volleyball player turned special-education teacher, Victoria Prince, who is five months pregnant. His second daughter will be named Jordan. ‘[Victoria] said that if we were going to have a little girl, she wanted to name her Jordan. And then, we actually thought that it was a boy, but we stuck with the name Jordan because, you know, it fits both ways,’ explained the former dancer. ‘We just found out the other day that we’re having a girl. So it worked out.’

There’s a whole, slightly unsettling, photo shoot; you can find the pictures here.

Kate Hudson is pregnant with her second child; her first, with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy of Muse. In news that’s not so much controversial as noteworthy, Hudson has been seen drinking from a glass something that closely resembles red wine. I can barely tell my red wine from my Ribena from my Kool-Aid, so I’m not going to say for sure her booze lust got the better of her and she couldn’t help but drink a glass even when she knew the world was watching (fame has no off switch). However, it would appear as though the heavily-pregnant mother-to-be was caught by paparazzi drinking at least one whole glass of wine in her third trimester. Spending time in Buenos Aires with friends and her boyfriend, as his band tours, PopEater.com reports onlookers were shocked to see Hudson drink.

Because the universe is sorry for repeatedly badly Photoshopping away the chin of her younger sister and needs the good karma, Emily Deschanel has announced that she is pregnant. The universe is off the hook for allowing Zooey Deschanel’s chin to look like this and like this… and for sanctioning the continued use of paint programs in the hands of amateurs. The 34-year-old Bones actress and writer/ actor husband David Hornsby confirmed to People.com that they were expecting their first child together. Which is a relief, as it had been nearly two weeks since I learned that someone had become pregnant and I was beginning to get a little worried. No expected due date, nor sex of the baby, has been released as yet.

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