Scarlett Johansson has denied that she is pregnant. Which will come as a relief to people who spent the whole of 2008 through 2010 mourning her breasts and ass when they went AWOL the first time. That is, it will be a big hug to the people who wept over these pictures of Johansson jogging with boyfriend Sean Penn and their mutual friend, Owen Wilson. I read yesterday’s rumours, and dismissed them as just that; they were based on so little, like the Nicole Richie rumours. That said, I hoped they were true, after learning the universe allowed the genitals of Benicio del Toro and Kimberly Stewart to touch. ‘Scarlett is not pregnant,’ a spokesperson for Johansson says in a statement. ‘She’s outside running and it’s simply the placement of her shirt that is misleading,’ the rep adds. ‘She’s been training for The Avengers for over four months and is in the best shape of her life.’ I believe that. Cries of Johansson letting herself go seemed quick off the mark when she looked like this in February, for the Oscars.
