Kim Zolciak covers this week’s Lies&Style. She’s on the cover wearing a bikini. Inside the issue, Zolciak wears lace underwear. The 32-year-old, who’s as much 32 as Blake Lively is 23 (hint, they’re both well-preserved 40-year-olds and there’s no shame in that), is showing her bump. She’s so proud of the bump, which appears not [...]
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Pregnant Kim Zolciak Wearing Only Underwear
Kim Zolciak, who still claims to be 32, is one of the three women who covers this week’s edition of Lies&Style. I saw this week’s cover, as below, a few hours ago, but thought it too stupid to post on its own (it still is). They’ve put heavily-pregnant Academy Award nominee Natalie Portman next to [...]
Alyssa Milano Pregnant With Her First Child
Alyssa Milano went swimming in the spermination pool without her protective underwear. So now she’s pregnant and you know where babies come from. I have to admit, I only just found out where one gets those baby things. I got most of my information from Wikipedia and the rest from a hobo down the street [...]
Pictures of Pregnant Jessica Alba’s Baby Bump
Jessica Alba already confirmed that she is pregnant with her second child. Once we’d finished celebrating the successful infiltration of her womb by one of those baby things, with a pack of Jager and the melted Chocolate Buttons from the bottom of my purse (I forgot they were there), we were expected to move on [...]
Rod Stewart & Penny Lancaster Welcome a Son
Rod Stewart is a father again. All hail the little blue pill that made this once-yearly baby-making session possible. Stewart and his wife, Penny Lancaster, confirm the news in a statement. Aiden Stewart was born on Wednesday February 16. He weighed in at 7 lbs., 12 oz. ‘Mother and baby are healthy and blissfully happy,’ [...]
Natalie Portman and Fiance Expecting a Boy?
It’s being reported by Lies&Style that Natalie Portman’s baby is a boy. As with the whole Mariah Carey thing, there’s a fair chance of them guessing this report correctly, unless she’s having multiples. The magazine claims to have a ‘source close to the couple,’ who confirms the baby’s sex. Again, assuming there’s only one. After [...]
