…or not. I dunno. I just got the feeling she was thinking about cutting someone in the weirdly-aggressive statement she gave to the media about the contents of her womb. It was rumoured last week that the mother-of-two was expecting a third baby with husband Joel Madden. These rumours were based on nothing, really; just [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Babies’
Mariska Hargitay Adopts Baby Amaya Josephine
Mariska Hargitay is a mother again, after adopting the future wife of baby Louis Bardo Bullock. Above is a picture of the Law & Order: SVU actress and her newly-adopted baby daughter. Stealth babies are the new pregnancy. If you don’t have a baby in your purse who wasn’t there yesterday, you’re a chump. A [...]
There’ll Be One Unwed Federline Baby Mother
Shar Jackson will be the only woman mercilessly knocked off her feet by the Wonder Sperm ™ of Kevin Federline, who he didn’t then marry. What I vaguely remember from Britney & Kevin Chaotic, from the singer’s own mouth, was Britney Spears didn’t really know how involved Federline was with his pregnant ex-girlfriend. He just [...]
Remind Me… Which Of These Two Is Pregnant?
I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark and guess that it’s the delightful woman in salmon who’s carrying one of those baby things. I shouldn’t put money on it. I don’t have the loose change to spare, and you shouldn’t bet money you can’t afford to lose. But, if I were a [...]
Kate Hudson Caught Drinking While Pregnant?
Kate Hudson is pregnant with her second child; her first, with boyfriend Matthew Bellamy of Muse. In news that’s not so much controversial as noteworthy, Hudson has been seen drinking from a glass something that closely resembles red wine. I can barely tell my red wine from my Ribena from my Kool-Aid, so I’m not [...]
Emily Deschanel & Husband Expecting A Baby
Because the universe is sorry for repeatedly badly Photoshopping away the chin of her younger sister and needs the good karma, Emily Deschanel has announced that she is pregnant. The universe is off the hook for allowing Zooey Deschanel’s chin to look like this and like this… and for sanctioning the continued use of paint [...]
