Kimberly Stewart is knocked-up with the baby of Benicio del Toro. Which is kind of like saying she fell victim to an alien probe and there’s a two-headed baby in there; it kind of beggars belief, and, no matter how many times you hear it, it still requires explanation. I’ll admit, when I first became [...]
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Pictures Of Owen Wilson’s Three-Month-Old Son
Here’s Owen Wilson with three-month-old son Robert Ford Wilson (named after the actor’s father, Robert, although the baby will go by just ‘Ford’). He’s the child Wilson, 42, had with girlfriend Jade Duell, 28, also pictured here. I point that out only because of the nastiness in the mid-week tabloids at the time this baby [...]
Lost’s Evangeline Lilly Pregnant With First Child
Rather than getting pregnant however it is your parents/ school/ friends/ the Internet convinced you is usual, these celebrities are probably being rounded up and knocked up en masse. For convenience. Former Lost actress Evangeline Lilly is pregnant. Lilly’s spokesperson had no comment; however, one’s not really needed. The 31-year-old has been photographed with a [...]
Scarlett Johansson Denies Pregnancy Rumours
Scarlett Johansson has denied that she is pregnant. Which will come as a relief to people who spent the whole of 2008 through 2010 mourning her breasts and ass when they went AWOL the first time. That is, it will be a big hug to the people who wept over these pictures of Johansson jogging [...]
Tori Spelling Pregnant With Baby Number Three
Like I said… everyone’s pregnant. You are too. Yeah, you, with the penis. The one with his hands down his pants, wondering where his life went. I’m pretty sure this baby thing’s catching. So you’re probably going to bend the laws of biology and become pregnant too. After weeks of speculation, after pictures surfaced of [...]
Benicio del Toro Knocked Up Kimberly Stewart
It’s been a long day for me. As anyone who follows my Twitter and Facebook will know. Apparently, it’s been such a pressing day that the entire universe has collapsed in on itself and my day’s f**ked the time/space continuum. That’s the only reason I can find as to why these two sexied and produced [...]
