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Bronx Mowgli Simpson-Wentz?!?

Of course Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband, Pete, have given their son a retarded arse name; Bronx Mowgli Wentz [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Both parents were inhaling a LOT of gas and air, at the time of the naming, so don’t be to harsh on them.
According to People:
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz welcomed a son Thursday night at [...]

Ashlee Simpson Not Giving Birth Just Yet

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is attempting to pip Gwen Stefani in the world record for the world’s longest pregnancy [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
ASSlee got knocked up around the same time as my baby toofs fell out, which is, um… around three years ago. Her womb must be as hospitable as my blog-hovel (the hovel that I blog [...]

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz May Be In Labour

Pete Wentz is about as discteet as a poke in the eye. He should attend the Kany-ezee University of celeb-blogging, to learn a thing or two, about art of subtle and emotive writing [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Wentz sent the blogosphere into a rumour-generating tailspin after the posting the cryptic entry below, which suggested that his wife, Ashlee, [...]

Mariah Will Hide Pregnancy

MooMoo Carey is under the very false impression that even when heavily preggers, denial is all it would take to quash baby rumours [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
MooMoo - you and your lapdog-hubby procreating, is very much your own business. A quick Twitter or IM to me (and all the billion other bloggers on the Interwebs) is all it would [...]

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz IS A Big Girl Now, Her Daddy Says So!

Pappa Joe is a man dear to my heart. After all, how could a man so creepily obsessed with daughter Chestyca Simpson’s boobies, not be a hot biatch in my eyes [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Joe has opened his bog ol’ gob again. Sadly, this time it is not to give an update on Chestyca’s cleavage, but [...]

Guess This Means No Creepy Magazine Cover?

Gwen Stefani can be seen in the image above holding her baby son, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, outside a library in Beverly Hills. These are the first clear pictures we have been able to see of Stefani’s little boy [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Momma Crazy claims that the name Zuma was not the result of a [...]