Fergie and Josh Duhamel somehow managed to produce a kid together which is great because babies are magical nullifiers that expunge stripper dust and meth use. In any case, here’s another picture of baby boy Axl Jack for those of you who ruptured your ovaries looking at pictures of him the last time.
Fergie has birthed the kid that exists because the strippers were busy with someone else’s husband that night. The singer and her actor husband, Josh Duhamel, named their son Axl Jack and have been hiding him away for nearly a month. Apparently sick of paparazzi literally stalking their newborn for the first photo because it’s […]
The news broke in In Touch Weekly yesterday afternoon that Gavin Rossdale left a baby in his own wife, Gwen Stefani. ‘She and Gavin couldn’t be happier,’ a source told ITW. So obviously here is Us Weekly 12 hours later basically saying the same thing because its sources read ITW too. ‘It’s very new and […]
Simon Cowell was having an affair with his friend’s wife which it turns out basically amounted to 30-second handies whenever her husband went to the bathroom. The marriage broke down, she got pregnant, not in that order, and she went around telling everyone she’s in love with the richer of the two and that’s who […]
For YEARS now, a model named Michael Girgenti has claimed he and Kourtney Whorehousian hit and quit after meeting at a photoshoot. In his paternity suit, Michael claimed to have had unprotected sex with Kourtney nine months before Kourtney gave birth to Mason. As such, he claimed he was Mason’s biological father and had a right […]