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It Was Fate That A Baby Came Out Of Peaches Geldof on Her Late Mother’s Birthday

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Peaches Geldof claimed to be surprised to learn that your uterus keeps working even after giving birth to your first child. Unsurprisingly, she pretty much immediately got pregnant with a second baby who was born last month. She announced his name as Phaedra and now she’s shared the first photos of him in the UK’s HELLO Magazine. She says in the interview that, despite what has been reported, she did NOT plan to have a C-section on her late mother Paula Yates’ birthday. It was a coincidence. ‘It wasn’t an option,’ she said of the delivery. ‘Maybe it is if you go private [at a clinic in the UK], but we didn’t [we used the NHS] and were given the date randomly by a consultant. I was pretty amazed when I read it though, and had to smile. I couldn’t help feeling Mum must have had a hand in it… It’s like Mum was very determined that one of her grandsons would be born on her birthday. There’s this kind of crazy synchronicity to it.’

Kate Middleton’s Tummy Finally ‘Popped’ Out

Duchess of Cambridge Visits A Kids' Hospice

The royal baby that’s been gestating in Kate Middleton’s colon this whole time has finally decided on North-facing rather than South-facing and moved its reasonably-priced Ikea furniture up the flight of stairs to her tummy.

6 photos below of Duchess Catherine Middleton, who is still the tiniest kind of pregnant, visiting a children’s hospice in Winchester, England on Monday.

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Gwyneth Paltrow ‘Almost Died’ During Third Pregnancy

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Even though carrying babies in your own uterus is for the poors, Gwyneth Paltrow gave it a try and ended up with the babies she named after her favourite item at Whole Foods and a guy from the Bible. Sadly, the third time was really traumatic. So every time someone cloyingly asks whether she wants to shoehorn in another kid, they’re really asking about a pregnancy she endured already. She explains, ‘My children ask me to have a baby all the time. And you never know, I could squeeze one more in. I am missing my third. I’m thinking about it. But I had a really bad experience when I was pregnant with my third. It didn’t work out and I nearly died. So I am like, ‘Are we good here or should we go back and try again?”

Katie Price Is About To Be Somebody’s Mother Again

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In what’s about to be her third failed marriage because staying married would mean learning her own husband’s name, British model and train wreck Katie ‘Jordan’ Price has confirmed that she’s pregnant again. Which is the fourth child by three different men for those keeping tabs on her uterus. In what she’s not admitting was a shotgun wedding because her stripper husband Kieran Hayler didn’t mean to put a baby in there, Price told The Sun newspaper: ‘It’s come as a shock. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous because I’ve experienced miscarriages in the past. But we’re all over the moon. The baby wasn’t part of our plan at this stage but anyone who knows me knows I’m not one for sticking to rules and plans. I haven’t actually been sick yet but I’m already starting to feel it. I’m having to lie down a fair bit because my stomach feels like a washing machine.’

This Is How Fergie Announced Her Pregnancy…

Fergie and Josh Duhamel As Children

Fergie’s husband left the strippers alone for long enough to get Fergie pregnant. Which Fergie is happy about because settling for runner up in your own marriage is a good thing now. Well, however that baby got in there, it’s stuck in there real good. And so the parents-to-be are announcing the news by creeping you out using only MS Paint and their feet. Using her feet to crop this thing together, Fergie shared a photo that (I guess) she made of Little Fergie and Little Josh with the caption: ‘Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump’

Xander Jones Made A Break For It At The Farmers Market

January Jones at The Farmers Market

Because January Jones really is too beautiful to hold her own baby, here she is setting him down to get his own damn eggs at the farmers market this weekend.

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