Saint Angelina blessed the BBC with her holy presence and gave sermon on one of their radio shows [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Douse yourself in holy water and then CLICK to play!
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Jennifer Aniston received a pissy phone call from Brad Pitt, after she went crying to Vogue Magazine about how she got effed over, when the pair split [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to the Sun Times:
One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ”Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”
But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston – leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.
Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ”totally thrown” by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already ”moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.”
Now that they have been publicly slighted by Aniston, team Brangelina have to pull out the big guns to get their own back (not literally, silly).
Saint Angelina has been wearing out her iPhone, angry texting Good Dad Brad, letting him know that he should defend her honour. Pitt (may or may not have) retaliated by cracking open his MacBook Air and ANGRY CAPS BLOGGING/ leaving nasty messages on Aniston’s Myspace.
That’ll learn her, crazy biatch.
Next time, she won’t suffer a death-by-social-media diss, the Saints will just smite her instead!
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Saint Angelina would like to let you know that she no longer gives a what-what about making movies [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Jolie, 33, recently gave an interview to Italian Vanity Fair, in which she let slip that working is no longer her priority – her children are. You know, funny thing, Saint Angelina making another ‘Womb Raider’ movie is not my top priority either. I am faaaar too busy getting my hair did and popping frappes with The Cheeto. By contrast, the Brangelina clan breeding as if it were their civic-duty to repopulate a small country, is my one and only focus – I may even write a book about it one day, in order to spread the story amongst others. I often lay awake at night, hoping the morning will bring joyous news about another addition to their brood!
According to People, Jolie said:
“The kids are my priority, so it’s possible that from now on I will make fewer movies. I may even stop altogether,” Jolie tells the Italian edition of Vanity Fair. “I no longer have the ambition I had in my 20s.”
Um, she no longer has the ‘ambiton’ to have sexy time with wrinkly Billy Bob Thornton?
K.
Me neither.
The star went on to say that she has come into her own as a mother:
“In reality my life is a lot more chaotic and adventurous now. Brad [Pitt] and I pilot airplanes, we travel non-stop, we go to difficult places and we have chosen to do it taking all of the kids with us,” said the mother of six. “I feel a lot braver now than when I was an angry young woman.”
Lastly, the actress went on to hint that she may one day let Good Dad Pitt take her up the aisle *clean that filthy mind you!*
“Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards,” says Jolie. “But sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us [to get married]. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, ‘Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you’re not?’ “
[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News]
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Angelina Jolie has made a PR oops, by essentially admitting that she and Good Dad Pitt DID hook up on the set of ‘Mr & Mrs Smith’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Now, over the past few munfs, you may have come to believe that my mafs is about as good as my grammaah, innit? Well screw you, what do you know *yells* grammar nazi!
*Calms down* What the heck was I talking about?
Ah yes, pretty movie stars bumping uglies!
Or, in their case, I am sure everything down there is awe-inspiringly beautiful… Like, if they were ever to pose nude, the sight would be worthy of capturing with a brush and a canvas, worthy of writing a sonnet or even a dainty little haiku about.
Saint Angelina, according to the New York Times WAS making good with the man who would later become father to her six children… and by ‘would later become father to her six children’, I really mean ‘would later absorb, by osmosis, Jolie’s baby-appropriating ways’.
Says Jolie of the film and her children, according to the New York Times:
“Not a lot of people get to see a movie where their parents fell in love.”
Um, OK.
Pitt and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston officially announced their separation on January 7th, 2005. The film ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’ was released June 10th of 2005.
Dat means der was an overlap, see.
According to Jolie’s own statement, she and Pitt were at the very least falling ‘in love’, while Pitt was married.
So there!
[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News]
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*yells* Boobage! [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
OK, maybe not, but the breathtaking picture of movie-star, Angelina Jolie, breastfeeding one of her baby twinsies, will certainly grab the attention of the world’s media!
Saint Angelina can be seen in the image above, allowing one of her sacred twinsies to feed on the blessed holy-water that she produces, in place of human breast-milk. The twinsy (any guesses which one) needs her magical milk-of-life, in order to grow up big and strong and continue its mother’s saintly work.
Do you think Jolie’s breast-milk might be the fountain of youth?
I think it may well be.
I mean, just look at her twinsies. I lost track of when they were born, but I am pretty sure that they are like five years-old by now. But, I swear, they don’t look a day over three months!
Mother-of-six (count ‘em biatches), Jolie, allowed herself to be photographed for a series of pics, by long-term partner, Good Dad Pitt, mid-August, in the backyard of their French chateau.
The spread can be found in the forthcoming November 2008 issue of W Magazine, which hits newsstands on 21 October.
[IMAGE CREDIT: Image courtesy of/ belongs to W]
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Well done him…
Good Dad Pitt has donated $100K to the fight against California’s Proposition 8, which aims to overturn the Supreme Court decision making same-sex marriage legal in the state.
According to Yahoo News:
Political strategist Chad Griffin, who is coordinating efforts in the entertainment industry to defeat the measure, added, “It is our hope that others in the entertainment industry will step up and match Brad Pitt’s heroic commitment to quality and defeating Prop. 8. This isn’t a special interest issue – this measure affects every business and every family. With California’s budget and the national economy in chaos, the last thing we need is an unnecessary measure that threatens health benefits and protections for children.”
“No one has the right to deny another their life, even though they disagree with it, because everyone has the right to live the life they so desire if it doesn’t harm another and because discrimination has no place in America, my vote will be for equality and against Proposition 8,” Pitt said on Wednesday.
More than just donating money, Pitt is using his name to help others – and help he will. For more information or to contribute, visit VoteNoOnProposition8.com.
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