Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended the New York City premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey together. Which means little, except they’re in matching ‘That’ll do’ black-on-black and they found a sitter. Jolie’s wearing her usual; something dark and tailored. Chupacabra has slowly drained Pitt from glorious Technicolor to a more somber ‘Grown-folk [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Brangelina’
Brad Pitt Wants That Oscar Before He Retires
Just before his succubus partner inhaled the last of his soul, Brad Pitt let the world know he’s only intermittently happy. As in, sometimes he’s happy, sometimes Angelina Jolie inhales entirely too much soul, not leaving him enough to get through the day. Pitt spoke with Australia’s 60 Minutes where he launched what most people are [...]
Brad Pitt Explains Selling Kids’ Photos To People
Brad Pitt has explained why he and partner Angelina Jolie sold pictures of their then-newborn twins to People Magazine for $14 million, which they put into their charitable foundation: ‘I know some of these guys who are in that ‘stalkerazzi’ world, and you really have to separate them from the paparazzi in our industry. That’s [...]
Brad Pitt Explains Jennifer Aniston Comment
I posted Brad Pitt’s Parade Magazine interview and the unanimous reaction from you guys was that Pitt should stick to his inside voice when it comes to Jennifer Aniston. Pitt described his marriage to Aniston using a series of clumsy words like ‘pathetic,’ not interesting,’ and ‘pretend.’ He pretty much threw her and their whole [...]
Angelina Jolie Vanity Fair Cover October 2011
Angelina Jolie covers the October 2011 Vanity Fair. For some reason, Vanity Fair has stopped trying and so we’re left with a cover on which Jolie is trying to steal your soul. WTF is this cover? She’s one of the world’s most beautiful women, still, and yet this is like the Succubus Special. Her face [...]
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Are Like Prisoners?
Matt Damon is a fan of hyperbole. Asked about the pressures of fame, Damon reminded you he’s friends with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Once you were thoroughly reminded, he made a questionable remark about the lifestyle of two people who also chose to be in the public eye. Using all their grown-folk staying-power remain [...]
