Angelina Jolie and her angelic tribe of cherubs have somehow topped the Forbes Celebrity 100 Power List. This list ranks stars in terms of their media visibility and ability to annoy you via osmosis, through your computer screen.
Were these rankings compiled like a real election, I bet not. I bet any money it was some George [...]
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Angelina Jolie Tops Forbes Celebrity Power List
Who The Hell Is That: Angelina Jolie @ Cannes
Someone who looks like Angelina Jolie @ Cannes 2009 with Brad Pitt.
I have to be honest and put my hands up like I did yesterday. This has sh*t to do with nufink, but I found this image while looking for something else and it made me curse the sky. Much in the way that my [...]
Brad Pitt’s Crotch Would Like To Say ‘Hello’
Brad Pitt can be seen in the image above attending the photocall for ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ at Hotel Bristol in Paris, France, with his zipper wide open [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I was determined not to post about this, I gave my fingers detention and told them that they would get ten lashes if [...]
Angelina Advised Against Having More Babies
OK! Magazine claim that Angelina Jolie has been advised by her Doctor not to get pregnant for a very long time, if ever. This advice is reportedly because Jolie’s last two pregnancies had a lot of complications [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Saint Angelina should rest for a while in her ivory kingdom and let her saintly reproductive [...]
Saint Brangelina Rule This Bitch
Saint Brangelina heard about Brit Brit’s frappe drip and how it helped her recover to from her ‘07 breakdown and they decided to install a drip of their own – The Saint Brangelina holy water drip! ™ [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
Now that Saint Brange’ is infused with holy powers, they are able to run this ‘itch like a [...]
