Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not finding their days quite full enough with their six children. They are also designing jewellery for luxury British company, Asprey.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have been rumoured to be going through a rocky patch, with tales of everything from a frosty love life, to Jolie adopting alone.

Miserable non-marriage and life together aside for one moment, they seem to have realised what really matters. Creating saintly trinkets for obscure overseas companies, sold at prices that are best-suited for other celebrities.

The snake-inspired limited edition line, entitled The Protector, has been in the works for over a year. Prices start at $525 for a silver baby spoon and proceeds go to Jolie’s charity Education Partnership for Children of Conflict.

Three photos of the saintly, pretty, jewellery-making couple from this Summer.

Image credit to Flynet Pictures. Story & info. WWD, OK! magazine.

Angelina Jolie revealed that she is back in contact with her estranged father.

You remember her actor father, Jon Voight. When baby Zahara Jolie-Pitt was adopted he didn’t even know the poor mite’s name. He played 20 questions with interviewers on the red carpet, trying to figure out what on earth she was called.

Well, Voight and Jolie have finally made peace. Thus ending one of the longest, and saddest, crazy daddy and daughter fallings out of all time. The pair have promised a very special promise, without their fingers crossed behind their backs, that they will play nicely and not make passive-aggressive comments about each other in public any more.

Angie cut ties with her dad after his womanising ended his marriage to her mum, late actress Marcheline Bertrand.

She said, “We’re in contact now and writing letters. My parents gave me a strong social conscience as well as any acting genes I may have. “Both my parents were very focused on helping other people and supported charities all their lives.” However, she’s hell bent on bringing her six kids up differently to the way she was raised. She added, “I don’t want them raised as children who have ‘movie star’ parents. “I grew up around that myself and I want to make sure ours are removed from it.” (via The Sun)

Image credit to Babble. Story & info via The Sun.

Angelina Jolie had the dubious honour of having a life-size nude statue of herself breastfeeding her twins, made in bronze by New York-based artist Daniel Edwards. This is the same crazy doodle that made the pink Octomom sculpture and the one of a crowning Britney Spears in labour. He seems to have a rather vivid imagination.

The statue, titled Landmark for Breastfeeding, was inspired by Angie’s 2008 W Magazine cover, in which she was photographed by boyfriend Brad Pitt nursing their newborns. The piece will soon be displayed on Oklahoma City, where passing grannys will fall down, go BOOM, when they see it on their way to bingo.

Video of the crazy man making a naked saint sculpture below.

Landmark for Breastfeeding: Angelina Jolie sculpture by Daniel Edwards

Angelina Jolie has just scored herself the lucrative deal of being the new face of Armani’s latest fragrance line.

How on earth the actress is going to find time to carry on with these endorsements with her young family and her growing political aspirations, is any one’s guess. But for now, the new tie-ins keep on coming.

This is Armani, so the fragrance will most likely not contain orphan’s tears or puppy sweat, or any of the other ingredients her Loonies will have come to expect. Saint Angelina probably smells like Brad Pitt’s breath and freshly cut grass. Or maybe she still smells like Billy Bob’s armpits. Who knows. But we do know the designers are going to have one heck of a hard time producing anything that will match to her saintly beauty.

A fashion industry source tells Life & Style, “Armani rolled up the Brink’s truck for Angelina, because frankly, she’s worth it. For this fragrance push, they needed a true A-lister, and Angelina is the biggest, most dynamic female star in the world.” The insider says Angelina is very hands-on with the process, saying, “She’s giving a lot of input on that stuff already, picking the photographers and directors. The campaign is going to be bold.” (via Hollyscoop)

Image credit to Hector Vallenilla/ PacificCoastNews.com.

Angelina Jolie, 34, UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador, recorded a public service announcement (PSA) for this year’s World Refugee Day on June 20th.

The video is intended to draw attention to the plight of the millions of people who have been forced to flee their homes because of war or persecution.

Hmmm. The timing of this Saint Brangelina sponsored PSA did not escape me. Nor will it escape anyone who has been wading through my cracky shakes to get to the crunchy celebrity-flavoured nougat center of this site, over the past week.

The Brangeloonies are earning their keep and the ones who were so kind as to scrawl this news in blood will soon earn their way out of their windowless dungeons. I’m guessing a Loonie or two reads this site and so informed my beloved Fish Lips that some skank and her roid vadge were egging up to steal her crown. Should Angelina ever lose her crown as chief baby snatcher, her devoted followers would never get to the promised land (the land of panty pudding).

News reached the camp that roid vadge won the right to traffic adopt one more baby (Mercy) and so they went into emergency overdrive and put together this very emotive PSA. It’s odd. It almost looks like it was professionally shot by a crew and maybe even scripted – but don’t be fooled – it’s a Fish Lips/ Loonie production ™.

For more on World Refugee Day, visit UNHCR.org. Watch the PSA video above!

Angelina Jolie and her angelic tribe of cherubs have somehow topped the Forbes Celebrity 100 Power List. This list ranks stars in terms of their media visibility and ability to annoy you via osmosis, through your computer screen. 

Were these rankings compiled like a real election, I bet not. I bet any money it was some George Bush being voted into office twice BS. I can just see all the sugared Brangeloonies peeing themselves with excitement at the thought of their queen being crowned top of all the Hollywood troupe. Actually, screw all the speculation, that was exactly what happened. Forbes didn’t compile/ calculate sh*t like they say they did. There were real polls in little polling booths and I was the one giving sugar-coated treats to the Loonies hoping they would get Lips McGee in the charts rather than some annoying wh*re who offends my senses far more.

Image credit to KCSPresse/ Splash News.

Someone who looks like Angelina Jolie @ Cannes 2009 with Brad Pitt.

I have to be honest and put my hands up like I did yesterday. This has sh*t to do with nufink, but I found this image while looking for something else and it made me curse the sky. Much in the way that my universe is shifted and deeply disturbed whenever an entire hour passes where I am not inside the pants of Señor Bale, seeing the image above jarred my world.

I recognise the dashing Brad Pitt on the red carpet at Cannes. But, um, who is that woman on his arm?

On first glance I assumed it was Morticia Adams v1.o a.k.a. Saint Angelina. Well, the thought passed through my mind that Angelina Jolie may be in some cunning “colour” disguise to throw off lazy bloggers too used to seeing her live and die all in black. But on second thought perhaps not. Oh, who the eff knows.

I thought that but the light honey-blonde haired woman wearing an elegant salmon-colour dress is NOT Angelina. I am drunk and alcohol heightens my senses. I knows me a saint womb when I sees one and that ain’t it.

Image credit to Joe Alvarez UK via Splash News Pictures.

Brad Pitt can be seen in the image above attending the photocall for ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ at Hotel Bristol in Paris, France, with his zipper wide open [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

I was determined not to post about this, I gave my fingers detention and told them that they would get ten lashes if they dare to write about saint peen on the red carpet. Guess I have to get to self-flagellating, as I could just not resist the temptation of waxing lyrical about the grand reveal of the Holy Grail of Saint Brangelina.

While on the red carpet dressed like a homeless person in a Joaquin Phoenix costume, Pitt stood proud and posed for the paps like a good boy. Problem was his flies were COMPLETELY UNDONE!

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SUCH AN EMBARRASING WARDROBE MALFUNCTION HAPPEN TO YOU? 

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to KCSPresse / Splash News. 

OK! Magazine claim that Angelina Jolie has been advised by her Doctor not to get pregnant for a very long time, if ever.  This advice is reportedly because Jolie’s last two pregnancies had a lot of complications [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Saint Angelina should rest for a while in her ivory kingdom and let her saintly reproductive organs mellow out. Otherwise the world may never know the joy of a fourth bio Brange. 

Dr. Larrian Gillespie, who has not treated Angie, tells OK!: “Angelina is at risk of having a stroke or heart attack, and because she developed gestational diabetes, there is a high risk she’ll have it again, with the child being at risk for diabetes.”

Have to say, all the talk of previous complications is a little out of left field. From what I remember of the gestation of the holy cherub twins, Brangie spoke at length about how much she loved being knocked up with the seed of Good Dad Brad “[Angelina] said. ‘Also, I happen to be with someone who finds pregnancy very sexy.” Guess my memory must be going wonky.

Is carrying mini saints that draining? The only thing I carry on my tummy is a spare tyre, but frankly it’s still not that GD hard. Carrying booze-related Christmas weight and carrying a baby… same diff right.

[IMAGE CREDIT: Ciao Hollywood / Splash News]

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Saint Brangelina heard about Brit Brit’s frappe drip and how it helped her recover to from her ‘07 breakdown and they decided to install a drip of their own – The Saint Brangelina holy water drip! ™ [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

Now that Saint Brange’ is infused with holy powers, they are able to run this ‘itch like a pro. According to reports, in the NY Times today, Saint Brange‘ did a Bruce Almighty and used their powers for their own personal gain, before helping others.

You might remember that when Brangelina’s cherub babies were born, the pair was paid like a billion dollars (or $14 million, whatevs). Turns out that the deal was worth a pretty penny for good reason. The Brangelinas had to let pap ‘hos into their house and touch all their shit with their grubby pap hands… but in return, they get to call People magazine their bitches!

According to the deal offered by Ms. Jolie, the winning magazine was obliged to offer coverage that would not reflect negatively on her or her family, according to two people with knowledge of the bidding who were granted anonymity because the talks were confidential. The deal also asked for an “editorial plan” providing a road map of the layout, these people say.

PWNED BITCHES!!!!

UPDATE - Larry Hackett, Managing Editor for People, just responded to the above and said the NY Times coverage is a load of balls…

[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News Online]

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