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Birthday Skanks & Bad Ass Chuck Norris is 70

Actor Chuck Norris is 70.
Actor Chuck Norris is 70.
Actor Chuck Norris is 70.
Actor Chuck Norris is 70.
Actor Chuck Norris is 70.
Actor Chuck Norris is 70.

Oh… there are some other celebrity birthdays I almost forgot to add.

Singer Carrie Underwood is 27.
Actress Sharon Stone is 52.
Rapper-producer Timbaland is 38.
Singer Robin Thicke is 33.
Actress Jasmine Guy is 48.
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Birthday Skanks & Actress Andrea Bowen is 20

Actress Andrea Bowen Desperate Housewives is 20.
Actress Patricia Heaton Everybody Loves Raymond is 52.
Actor Steven Weber Wings is 49.
Bassist Jason Newsted Metallica is 47.
Rapper Grand Puba Brand Nubian is 44.
Drummer Patrick Hannan of The Sundays is 44.
Singer Evan Dando of The Lemonheads is 43.
Actress Patsy Kensit is 42.
Drummer Fergal Lawler of The Cranberries is 39.

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Birthday Skanks & Actress Jessica Biel Turns 28

Actress Jessica Biel is 28.
Singer Jennifer Warnes is 63.
Actor-director Tim Kazurinksy is 60.
Singer-guitarist Robyn Hitchcock is 57.
Guitarist John Lilley of The Hooters is 56.
Actress Miranda Richardson is 52.
Rapper Tone-Loc is 44.
Guitarist John Bigham Fishbone is 41.
Actress Julie Bowen is 40.
Country singer Brett Warren of The Warren Brothers is 39.
Actor David Faustino Married … With Children [...]

Birthday Skanks & Bond Actor Daniel Craig is 42

Actor Daniel Craig is 42.
Singer Jon Bon Jovi of Bon Jovi is 48.
Singer Chris Martin of Coldplay is 33.
Actor Jon Finch is 69.
Author John Irving is 68.
Singer Lou Reed is 68.
Singer Jay Osmond of The Osmonds is 55.
Actor Robert Iler is 25.

Birthday Skanks & Actress Rashida Jones is 34

Actress Rashida Jones Parks and Recreation is 34.
Actress Tea Leoni is 44.
Comedian Carrot Top is 43.
Actress Lesley Boone Ed is 42.
Actor Sean Astin is 39.
Singer Daniel Powter is 39.
Singer Justin Jeffre of 98 Degrees is 37.
Actor Justin Berfield Malcolm in the Middle is 24.
Actors James and Oliver Phelps Harry Potter are 24.

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Today’s Birthday Skank Dakota Fanning is 16

No, you dirty bishes. This is not like the Taylor Lautner post. In that post I let you know it was fine to do formerly illegal things with Lautner, whilst I flashed the internationally-recognised PedoBear signal. When those posts go up it sets off a little beacon. The beacon lets watchers around the world know [...]

Jennifer Love Hewitt Would Like Your Attention

Jennifer Love Hewitt, born on Feb, 21 1979, turned 31-years-old yesterday. For her birthday, rather than something boring like diamonds which she probably already had pots of, she was given the gift that keeps on giving. The gift of being an attention-seeking fame whore. Yesterday afternoon the actress celebrated her birthday with friends, in Toluca [...]