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Serena Williams’ Bikini Looks Like Underwear

Serena Williams can probably smack the life out of me using only one of her arse cheeks, so I’m gonna be nice. Well, I don’t really have to try that hard to be nice, as her physique is tip-top. However, girl dresses a hot mess on the court and off. Perhaps it’s just me, but this bikini is not cute at all. The colour does nothing for her, and they look like a pair of bra and panties I’d wear on laundry day. You know, ones that just don’t need to be worn outside of the house.

Pics show Serena Williams on vacation in Miami, Florida. She chilled on the beach and then began playing football in the water with her friends on April 2, 2010.

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Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Bikinis on the Beach

Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian were pictured in Miami, as they shot scenes for Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami. Kim Kardashian was upstaging her sister pretty hard, considering she was just there as eye-candy. Kourtney Kardashian was keeping her junk to herself. She has a deal with Life & Style to show off her post-baby body; a body that looks like it was altered using MS Paint.

12 pictures below show Kim and Kourtney in Miami, Florida, on March 31, 2010. (more…)

Courteney Cox Bikini Clad Filming Cougar Town

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Courteney Cox was spotted in the Pacific Palisades, CA, at the end of last week.

The actress was wearing a white bikini on the beach, as she filmed Cougar Town along with Busy Philipps. Three photos of Cox working her stuff on the beach.

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Britney Still Hanging By The Pool… Yes, Still

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Britney Spears can be seen in the gallery as she spends her third day hanging at the Ritz-Carlton pool in Marina Del Rey, CA, in a string bikini.

This is turning into a nice little holiday for our Lady of Cheese Puffs and her Cheese Doodles. It does seem to get to a point with Spears, however, that one forgets what she ever looked like with clothes on. What with anyone else would sensibly be called a jolly holiday with the kids, shall for Spears be referred to as “Three days of wiping chicken fat drips off mah bikini bottoms!!”

Image credit to SC2/JAWS2/ Flynet Online.

Samantha Burke Takes Pregnant Bikini Pictures

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Samantha Burke took pictures of herself, some while pregnant with Jude Law’s love child and posted them to a photosharing site.

They somehow then ended up on TMZ, cos it’s not like anyone would ever check a public photostream or sell them or anything. More to the point, this is so out of character for a woman whose first move when preggers with a celebrity’s baby is to hire a lawyer and publicist and have a press conference, asking for “privacy”. These are the steps people take when they don’t want people to notice them or stick their nose in their business.

The press can be such a-holes at times. It’s no wonder Burke stripped down to her bikini (indoors) and posed all sessy, rolling around on the floor. She’s a quiet and dignified type of lady and the picture of her posing with the window shade cord is proof, irrefutable.

When I undoubtedly get knocked up by some famewh*re guy, I shall be stripping down to my smalls and posting the pictures in public too. But I’ll go the extra mile and probably go topless. I’m not as classy as this bish.

Britney Spears Got her Bikini Body Back

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Britney Spears recently did a photoshoot in LA, in a white bikini.

It looks like her sucking on cancer sticks has helped her get her body back. She was once a little more rotund, but in a recent photoshoot in LA, she looked more slim and trim than she has in a while.

Guessing this was supposed to be a classy shoot where she was clad in a ballgown or some crap, but they didn’t want greasy chicken fingers all over their sh*t. So they stuck her in as little material as possible, so if she decided to get the Cheeto dust off her hands she’d have to wipe them in her own weave.

For those who are so inclined, Britney Spears new bikini pictures are below.

Image credit to Fame Pictures.