Here’s Kelly Brook also being great at Twitter by posing in her bikini while holding a coconut. There’s an obvious joke in there somewhere that I’m going to refrain from telling because there are breasts at stake. Also, she’s only holding one coconut and I’d need two to make anatomically-correct boob jokes.
Posts Tagged ‘Bikini Pictures’
Whitney Port Bikini Photos From Miami Vacation
Here’s Whitney Port pretending she can’t see the paparazzi in photos that do nothing to help her relevance. The reality star is currently on vacation in Miami, Florida where she’s pulling the Lindsay Lohan trick of pretending her bikini’s slipping down because it makes a better picture. 12 bikini photos from Sunday.
Jessica Alba Preparing For The Bikini Inspector
Or that could be her unqualified husband and not the bikini inspector at all. I DEMAND TO SEE I.D.! Here’s Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico January 2, after spending her whole New Year’s on the beach with her family. She’s wearing a pink bikini today; hot pink, which is rather more eye-catching than the muted [...]
Photos Of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley In A Bikini
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and boyfriend Jason Statham are also in Miami, Florida hiding from the Wook Wook monster that found its way to Texas and, as yet, hasn’t found its way back out. Pretty much everyone is bikini-clad in Miami right now, since it’s hard to look smokin’ hot in overcast light. 12 photos of Huntington-Whiteley, [...]
Vanessa Hudgens Swimsuit Photos From Miami
Vanessa Hudgens is also hiding from the Wook Wook monster since it walked all the way to Texas and can’t work out how to leave. Hudgens has been spending the last few weeks glued to the side of her latest piece, Austin Butler. And they spent the holidays together in Miami, Florida. I just stumbled [...]