I read about this a few hours ago, slept on it… and I’m still all ‘Huh?!’ Okay, so Beyonce was a guest on Australia’s Sunday Night news show. BOOP channeled GOOP and discussed how pregnancy was ‘TEH BEZT!!1!’ and she had never known joy like her gas baby turning into an IRL baby after 10 years of prayers. Also, the singer confirmed being due in February. Before she got to the good stuff, BOOP walked to where the interview would take place and there was an odd malfunction. Conspiracy theories abound, but from 00:54 into the video, her whole dress and bump wrinkled in such an odd manner it looked like a FAKE BUMP that folded in half as she sat. I s**t you not. She walked on screen, thrust out her bump, then she descended to take her seat… she took her time but accidentally bent right down and you saw her whole stomach area fold in half. Like it was a pillow baby to accentuate her IRL baby. Then she pulled a face like ‘I dun goofed.’ I can’t. IDK. I’ll summarise today’s conspiracy theories, after reading the comments/ posts on MTO, Sandra Rose and ONTD 1) She’s not pregnant, faking until a surrogate gives birth 2) she’s faking how far along she is to boost album sales/ to exaggerate so she can peace out from work earlier 3) it was some kind of weird seam in a maternity dress 4) people are pressed. The video is below, forwarded to the right place. Excuse the s**t frame-rate, not my fault.
Also below is a mash-up of the choreography Beyonce stole for her Countdown video. Choreographer Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker wasn’t amused her work was stolen: ‘I didn’t know anything about this. I’m not mad, but this is plagiarism. This is stealing. They took pieces from Achterland and Rosas danst Rosas. It’s a bit rude, I must say. What’s rude about it is that they don’t even bother about hiding it. They seem to think they could do it because it’s a famous work. Am I honored? …I’ve seen local school kids doing this. That’s a lot more beautiful.’
