Posts Tagged ‘Beyonce Knowles’

At least one of these women is pregnant and carrying their foetus in their colon rather than their tummy. I maintain that Beyonce takes alternate days off double-stuffing, when ripping man-made fibers out of her couch gets too much. And I’ve been overlooking the contents of Hilary Duff’s womb since she’s carrying somewhere between her colon and her kidneys. Both of these women and Jessica Simpson are all around five to six months pregnant. Except Duff and Simpson are expecting IRL babies and Beyonce’s delivering the baby made of lies Terri Schuester threw in the trash. For those on bump watch, below are some new candids of Duff and Beyonce. Duff was photographed in Los Angeles taking the lead from January Jones and fitting prenatal yoga into every spare second of the day. Beyonce was seen in New York City in photos also taken October 3.

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I would overlook this, except it jives with a report from MediaTakeOut.com from late September. And, late August, it was speculated Beyonce would rather a son (perhaps to compete with the alleged ex-mistress and son Jay-Z supposedly has in Trinidad). InTouch Weekly claims Beyonce is expecting a baby girl made of man made fibres. ITW is claiming this as ‘exclusive.’ Even though MTO already reported this a month ago: ’We spoke to someone affiliated with Christian Louboutin and learned that Jay Z’s sister Annie placed an order for some custom [PINK] Christian Louboutin booties. The bootie, which are a hot commodity among celebs, take approximately 6 months to receive.’ ITW has a belated source report: ‘Beyoncé is thrilled she’s having a daughter… She and her mother are so close, and she’s wanted to have that relationship with her own child. Her family’s afraid there won’t be anything left to buy for her baby shower in December [since she's been buying so many clothes from Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Gap, and OshKosh B’gosh].’ 18 photos of bumpless Beyonce in New York Oct. 25.

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It’s time to check-in on Beyonce’s bump made of man made fibres. Whatever that thing is in her stomach, it’s become a little smaller since I last checked a few days ago. She’s wearing something baggy, for sure. But you can still make out her basic shape and it’s smaller than at the beginning of the week. Like I suggested before, with a post of photos taken within 24 of each other, I think double-stuffing man made fibres into the shape of an IRL baby is just too much effort some days. I think she skips days. Like yesterday. She was too tired to rip apart her couch cushions, so she just threw on the baggiest thing she could find.

Eight photos of Beyonce being escorted by security around New York City Oct. 18.

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Here are 15 new Beyonce photos, taken after she was supposedly caught double-stuffing her bump with man-made fibers on Australian news show, Sunday Night.

The photos of Beyonce in the black and blue dress and heels Lindsay Lohan already wore in Milan were taken today. I added photos from yesterday for comparison, also taken in NYC. The photos of Beyonce in the hat and shades are from October 13. Her shirt’s baggier… but, in all honesty, I think double-stuffing was too much effort for her yesterday and she was slacking. In related news, Wendy Williams did a funny segment on her show about the bump conspiracies. She listed them as 1) the baby is helping Beyonce’s sagging career 2) the ‘baby’ is to keep Jay-Z’s heart, following news of an alleged mistress in Trinidad 3) Beyonce is trying to keep up with the alleged mistress and Jay-Z’s alleged 10-year-old love child 4) Beyonce is really using a surrogate 5) she’s going to adopt and pretend to give birth… (so she’ll have a ‘home birth’ with no witness and yell ‘SURPRISE!’). The video and more photos are below. Beyonce is reportedly about five-months pregnant and she says she’s due in February.

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