At least one of these women is pregnant and carrying their foetus in their colon rather than their tummy. I maintain that Beyonce takes alternate days off double-stuffing, when ripping man-made fibers out of her couch gets too much. And I’ve been overlooking the contents of Hilary Duff’s womb since she’s carrying somewhere between her [...]
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InTouch Weekly: Beyonce Expecting A Baby Girl
I would overlook this, except it jives with a report from MediaTakeOut.com from late September. And, late August, it was speculated Beyonce would rather a son (perhaps to compete with the alleged ex-mistress and son Jay-Z supposedly has in Trinidad). InTouch Weekly claims Beyonce is expecting a baby girl made of man made fibres. ITW is claiming [...]
Beyonce Too Tired To Double-Stuff Yesterday
It’s time to check-in on Beyonce’s bump made of man made fibres. Whatever that thing is in her stomach, it’s become a little smaller since I last checked a few days ago. She’s wearing something baggy, for sure. But you can still make out her basic shape and it’s smaller than at the beginning of [...]
Beyonce Is Still Double-Stuffing Her Baby Bump
Here are 15 new Beyonce photos, taken after she was supposedly caught double-stuffing her bump with man-made fibers on Australian news show, Sunday Night. The photos of Beyonce in the black and blue dress and heels Lindsay Lohan already wore in Milan were taken today. I added photos from yesterday for comparison, also taken in [...]
Beyonce’s Rep Misses Point Of Bump Rumours
Beyonce appeared on an Australian news show, Sunday Night, during which time her stomach area… deflated. Well, it folded in half. Rumours began, claiming that Beyonce was not pregnant but faking/ waiting on a surrogate/ exaggerating her bump size for the theatrics. Then stans got all overstimulated and pointed to the weeks’ old bikini photos [...]
Beyonce Covers Harper’s Bazaar November 2011
Beyonce was probably punched in the throat by Terry Richardson just before he took photos of the singer sitting sidesaddle on the toilet… ‘Gurl, don’t let yo panties touch the seat!!!’ I’m kidding, she woke up with a stiff neck and then the wind changed and it got stuck that way. So, here’s Beyonce’s weird [...]
