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Is Beyonce ‘Recycling’ Again?

Nov 19th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Beyonce and Rihanna can be seen in the image above in a style face-off [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The pictures show the two divas, as captured over the last few months. In one set of pics, the ladies wear 80′s style padded shoulders and in the other, both rock heavy, dark cat-like eye make up. 

DO YOU THINK ONE OF THESE DIVAS IS COPYING THE OTHER?

[IMAGE CREDIT & Hat tip to PNasty]

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I’d Poop BEFORE Watching This, If I Were You

Nov 16th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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WARNING - THIS POST CONTAINS BEYONCE KNOWLES VIDEOS AND UNINTENTIONAL LOLS – CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I was sooo excited to learn that Beyonda Farce Knowles, a.k.a. Sucha Farce was going to make an appearance on SNL. I set my alarm clock to go off the minute it started. Unfortunately, I then slipped into one of my famous Cheeto-withdrawal comas and missed the whole GD thing. Thank heavens for YouPoop! Who knows the terrible TV that I and you, my darling readers, would have missed out on, over the years, if it weren’t for YouPoop’s arse-phucking of copyright law.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, Beyonda stopped taking her meds on Saturday, so as to suitably carry off her alter-ego Sucha Farce. She/ they performed ‘Single Ladies (Rub Some Lube On It)’ and ‘If I Were A Boy Toy‘, on SNL, yesterday.

The performances were the cracky, epileptic-fit-dance-move filled farces that we were all expecting. Case in point, Farce’s nauseating attempt at performing ‘Single Ladies’, live, in the video above.

Farce and co. looked as though they were auditioning for The Exorcist. Fosse would be shitting blood if she could see how Farce and her FAIL dancers had bastardized her moves. That hot biatch danced until her feet bled, so rip-off artists like Beyonda could CTRL+V her shit.

Having said the that, Farce does have one redeeming quality… she has some semblance of a sense of humour. 

In the video below, you can watch the casting of ‘Single Ladies’ as it always should have been – Asshat Timberlake and his prison bitches adjusting each other’s tuck-jobs, to the tune of ‘Rub Some Lube On It’.

This video is actually intentionally funny. If you wanna laugh so hard that you seriously risk shitting your pants, CLICK to play now!

UPDATE – SORRY THE VIDS WERE PULLED - CHECK THEM OUT HERE!

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Sucha Farce Is A Vulcan

Nov 12th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Beyonda Farce Knowles a.k.a. Sucha Farce* can be seen in the image above, dressed as the FIERCE ex-wife of Mr Spock [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Farce is determined as heck to convince the music-loving public that she has mental health issues, with all this alter-ego/ split-personality mess…

Step back biatch, Cheeto Spears wears that crown. Now that she is sane and has grown back all her pubic hair, her split-personalities are all she has left – don’t take that away from her!

SEE THE FULL SET OF PROMO PICS AT ONTD!

* FANKS FOR THE NAMES KELLY!

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Sucha Farce Tries To Be Invis-a-bubble. Fails.

Nov 7th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Yes mother effer, I actually had to make up a word, to try to covey just how retarded Bouncy’s outfit is [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Bouncy Knowles, who from now on will (sometimes) be referred to on this site by her alter-ego name, Sucha Farce*, can be seen in the above image, in what I can only assume is some kind of full-body couture bullet-proof-vest, by some GD fancy-pants designer based at the Arse End of Nowhere Fashion House, Paris.

Farce fought past security without even breaking a sweat, after having invited herself and her whack-arse alter-ego to the MTV Europe Music Awards. During the show, Farce worked her Super Mario Power Glove hand and, simultaneously, outstayed her welcome.

Fwat da kuck is going on with this outfit?

The off-colour weave and Crayola eyebrows I can forgive, but the half-arsed attempts at being invis-a-bubble, not on my watch!

Do you think Farce is trying to blend into her uninspiring set decoration with this get up? If so, someone might want to tell her that she is yet to achieve 100% invisibility. You know what, screw that. If you shout at her, while she is on stage, she won’t hear. Her sh*tty music is too loud. Pelt her with rotten fruit or something. That’ll give the game away!

*Fanks to my darling reader Kelly for the nickname!

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Beyonce ‘Single Ladies’ Choreographer Shocker

Oct 30th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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One of these things is not like the other… one of the trio in the Beyonce.

‘Single Ladies (Put A ring on It)’ video has a peen *gasp*

Several sources (and by that I mean two) are reporting that one of the fierce hip-shaking girlies in Bouncy’s new music video, ‘Single Ladies (Put A Ring on It)’ is really a hip-shaking man with a tuck job. I’ve always wondered… as I don’t have a willy ‘n’ all… would it not just drop off if you keep tucking it in? If so, is there some kind of special tape that one could use to reattach it?

But, I digress…

Front-bottom jokes aside, did any of you notice that one of the ‘girls’ in the video was really a dude?

According to rumours, the darker skinned of Bouncy’s two backing-dancers is a man in showgirl’s clothing. Pretty, slim and with a nicer bottom than me (I get terrible bottom envy), the man hands and lack of any distinguishable waist is all that gives away that fact that she is a fact Bey’s male choreographer, JaQuel Knight, in drag!

LASTLY, THIS HAS EFF ALL TO DO WITH THE ABOVE, BUT THIS GUY MAKES THE ‘SINGLE LADIES’ CHOREOGRAPHY ALL KINDS OF F.I.E.R.C.E.!

UPDATE - After reading this, you must click here!

Beyonce Jacked ‘Single Ladies’ Choreography

Oct 29th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The promo of the moment, ‘Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)’, by Bouncy Knowles, allegedly uses ‘recycled’ choreography from another video. Hmm… who knew bouncing was good for the environment? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

There has been a mini uprising, in the urban blogosphere, about Bouncy jacking dance moves from what one YouTube commenter called a bunch of dancing-old-timey ‘cougars’.

The accusation relates to claims that the video’s orgasmic, epileptic and dare I say it F.I.E.R.C.E. choreography was not original, nor was the art direction – the idea for the set and the moves themselves (including the specific use of two supporting dancers) were all ripped-off.

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