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Beyonce House of Dereon Spring 2010 Campaign

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:38:23 +0000

Some new promotional pictures have been released for Beyonce and mother Tina Knowles’ House of Dereon line. The images show the latest Spring 2010 items.

You know what, since this line was released, I haven’t been feeling it. It always just looks like some stuff they pulled off the racks at Wal-Mart and cut up/ bedazzled/ shrank. I never did find the clothing that impressive. And, I still don’t. It’s not awful, but take Beyonce out of the equation and ask yourself whether the line still feels all that impressive. Anyhoo. Should you want more, here are some pretty pictures of pretty Beyonce wearing her latest collection.

Image credit to House of Dereon, via Beyonce World/ That Grape Juice.

Beyonce’s Heat Perfume Commercial: Full Video

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 19:18:41 +0000

Beyonce released the full video for her Heat perfume commercial. The minute-long ad follows the 10-30 second-long previews that were released around Christmas, last year. The video can be found at People, who give their readers the first look (a full-length embeddable video is also available to view, below).

The video is just as caked in crusty Bacon Lube, and full o’ titteh-shakin’, as I had suspected that it would be. The singer opens the advert in the bathtub, with the illusion of nudity, and then sings the rest of the way through to You Give Me Fever; she sang the same song in a prominent scene in The Fighting Temptations. If for some reason you want to watch Beyonce shaking her almost-exposed tits at the camera and moving like she’s gone rusty (because that’s as close as she gets to slow motion) check out the video at one of the links.

The full minute-long promo, follows the shorter previews from last month.

Beyonce Scores 10 Nominations at the Grammys

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:07:25 +0000

Beyonce Knowles is ten times better than you… or so the people responsible for the nominations at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards seem to think.

The singer has been nominated for 10 awards at the Grammys this year and leads the pack. Taylor Swift follows a close second. The nods are for third solo album I Am… Sasha Fierce. Being nominated that many times is second only to having ten pies/ bowls of ice cream. Personally, I’d take ten packets of Jelly Babies and a strawberry shake and toss that piece of tin in the trash.

I can’t eat a Grammy, dammit. I’d be smacking someone upside the head and jacking them for Big Mac money if I won. It’s best ten-times-better-than-you-Knowles wins, and I win the paste eating contests at my School for the Gifted.

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. Chicago Sun-Times, NY Times.

Beyonce Confirms Plans for New Album in 2010

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:09:21 +0000

Beyonce confirms her plans to release another album within the next year.

It had been rumoured for a while that Beyonce intended to drop another album. The singer confirmed recently that she had more music in the pipeline. She told fans at the Trent FM Arena in Nottingham, England, on the last stop of her I Am… UK tour that she had plans for another album in 2010.

She actually told the crowd that she would hopefully see them in a year with another album. However, little things like an album title or a release date aren’t going to stop stans from frothing at the mouth for the next 12 months.

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story Yahoo News/ Reuters.

Beyonce Showcase House of Dereon Fall ‘09

Amy Grindhouse — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 10:10:58 +0000

Beyonce Showcase House of Dereon Fall ‘09 (Video)

Beyonce has used her official YouTube channel to showcase some of the new threads from her Fall 2009 House of Dereon collection. It’s a Sunday, so you know I’m not gonna take two minutes to Google that sh*t and find you some pictures to match, but let us assume that the clothes are going to continue to be fuggers.

Beyonce Sweet Dreams Video & the Making of

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:15:24 +0000

Beyonce Sweet Dreams full official music video (stills below).

Beyonce has released the video for her latest single, Sweet Dreams. Check it out and you can also see a making of feature below.

This may be a new track for most readers, but I remember hearing and posting about this track about two years ago on an old website of mine. The song, back then, was an unmixed rough cut. However, it still got really positive feedback from her stans. That was before Sucha Farce was born and Beyonda had refined her weave-shaking, to become the art form that it is now. The love was also before Beyonda bored images into your brain of three chicas booty-shaking, in what’s essentially the same video concept as Single Ladies.

This video has its good and bad points. Beyonda’s bubes are falling out of her shirt, which would be hotness if anyone but female fans and stans were watching. The fashion is fiiierce (look out for a silver ripped body suit that makes her figure look out of this world). The bad is that I damn near slipped into a coma when I realised she was pulling that same “there’s thrice the jiggles” mess on us again.

Beyonce Sweet Dreams making of/ behind the scenes.

Check out the stills from Beyonce’s Sweet Dreams music video in the gallery.

Beyonce Launches Sasha Fierce for Deréon Line

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:37:01 +0000

Beyonce has come up with a cute idea, to launch a new fashion line in conjunction with her mother, Tina.

WWD reports that Beyonda Farce’s mental illness has reached breaking point and her split-personality disorder has been developing its own fashion line. The new range is in the style of Beyonda’s stage persona, Sucha Farce. The clothing is aimed at late-tweens who are prolly a little too young to be hip-grinding to the singer’s album. The name for the new range nearly made me poop from laughing so hard – it’s a combination of House of Deréon (Beyonce and Tina’s ready-to-wear fashion line) and Beyonce’s alter ego (and third solo album, I Am…Sasha Fierce).

Sasha Fierce for Deréon will include sportswear, outerwear, handbags, footwear, eyewear, lingerie and jewelry. Individual photos of the clothing can be found below.

Beyonce Broken Hearted Girl (BHG) Video

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:20:42 +0000

Beyonce has just released the new video for her single, Broken Hearted Girl. The single comes the same day as her “Such a big Egoooo” remix video featuring Captain CAPS.

At this point, with something like the fourth samey (mostly) black and white music video in a row, it can be assumed that this may be all we are getting; songs that blend into each other and videos that fare no better. So the video ends up colour. Bleh. Still feels like it’s been done.

Does Queen B not have psyhco fans wetting the bed until this stuff comes out, ready to buy her crap on just a click of her well-manicured fingahs. Like urban(ish) Brangeloonies, that can go batsh*t whenever a new song is released. Where the hell are they right now. The world needs them. We are being deluged with mediocre releases and they are demonstrably slacking. Loonies drown in their own puddin’ en mass when Angie releases a (good) new movie. There are mass occurrences of “drinkin’ the Leader’s Kool Aid” when Womb Raider sequel rumours resurface every six months or so. Whomever the collective B fans are out there, they need to step up and get their queen to act right. Dude, the Loonies are totally outdoing you, are you going to take that!?!

Ego Remix Video Beyonce Feat. Kanye West

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 19:13:08 +0000

Beyonce has just unleashed the remix video for her single, ‘Ego’, featuring Kanye West.

You may remember that the actual single was released a little while ago and showed the diva in black and white for the third time this album. At this point even some of the most dedicated B stans are getting their panties in a bunch and are demanding something new. There is a recession and colour video cameras may cost a little more, sure, but that’s no excuse for not breaking out someone’s iPhone or something and filming a proper video.

I watch every new/ shaken up Queen B video with a small glimmer of hope. I hope she will calm down her weave game a little and blend her damn edges. I hope she will stop wearing butt pads. Most importantly, I hope she will give us a new and different flavour for each release and shake things up a bit. Sticking Kanyezee at the beginning of a dull, slow remix will not really do.

On another note, perhaps one drunk, lost B stan will find their way over here and they may like to know that, according to Neon Limelight, the video will be available for purchase on Bey’s video anthology/dance remix album Above and Beyonce hitting Walmart stores exclusively today (June 16).

Beyonce ‘Ego’ Video (Another B&W Video)

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 21 May 2009 20:42:20 +0000

Beyonce ‘Ego’ video released, yep another Beyonce video in b&w (below).

“My goal for [the Ego] video is simplicity,” 27-year-old Beyonce singer told EW. “In ‘Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)’, I saw this old tape of Bob Fosse’s wife, and I used that as inspiration. I thought in this world, with all the technology and everything that’s going on, to strip everything down—great idea. So I kind of did the same thing, but glossy and black, for ‘Ego’.”

Beyonce released the ‘Ego’ music video and it is somewhat impressive. I like the fierce, very large hair and I am loving the dancing. This music video has a similar basic set up to ‘Single Ladies’, as in Beyonce and two dancers are on a quite simple background and are writhing around, bathed all in black and white.

It was original when she did it in ‘Single Ladies’, it was original when she did the same thing again for ‘Diva’ and now she is doing it for a third time there is nothing damn stale and “so boring it could drive me to drink” about watching this. Nope. Nothing.

Beyonce ‘Ego’ video has been released online (full official music video).

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