Beyonce has used her official YouTube channel to showcase some of the new threads from her Fall 2009 House of Dereon collection. It’s a Sunday, so you know I’m not gonna take two minutes to Google that sh*t and find you some pictures to match, but let us assume that the clothes are going to continue to be fuggers.

Beyonce has released the video for her latest single, Sweet Dreams. Check it out and you can also see a making of feature below.

This may be a new track for most readers, but I remember hearing and posting about this track about two years ago on an old website of mine. The  song, back then, was an unmixed rough cut. However, it still got really positive feedback from her stans. That was before Sucha Farce was born and Beyonda had refined her weave-shaking, to become the art form that it is now. The love was also before Beyonda bored images into your brain of three chicas booty-shaking, in what’s essentially the same video concept as Single Ladies.

This video has its good and bad points. Beyonda’s bubes are falling out of her shirt, which would be hotness if anyone but female fans and stans were watching. The fashion is fiiierce (look out for a silver ripped body suit that makes her figure look out of this world). The bad is that I damn near slipped into a coma when I realised she was pulling that same “there’s thrice the jiggles” mess on us again.

Beyonce Sweet Dreams making of/ behind the scenes.

Check out the stills from Beyonce’s Sweet Dreams music video in the gallery.

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WWD reports that Beyonda Farce’s mental illness has reached breaking point and her split-personality disorder has been developing its own fashion line. The new range is in the style of Beyonda’s stage persona, Sucha Farce. The clothing is aimed at late-tweens who are prolly a little too young to be hip-grinding to the singer’s album. The name for the new range nearly made me poop from laughing so hard – it’s a combination of House of Deréon (Beyonce and Tina’s ready-to-wear fashion line) and Beyonce’s alter ego (and third solo album, I Am…Sasha Fierce).

Sasha Fierce for Deréon will include sportswear, outerwear, handbags, footwear, eyewear, lingerie and jewelry. Individual photos of the clothing can be found below.

Beyonce has just released the new video for her single, Broken Hearted Girl. The single comes the same day as her “Such a big Egoooo” remix video featuring Captain CAPS.

At this point, with something like the fourth samey (mostly) black and white music video in a row, it can be assumed that this may be all we are getting; songs that blend into each other and videos that fare no better. So the video ends up colour. Bleh. Still feels like it’s been done.

Does Queen B not have psyhco fans wetting the bed until this stuff comes out, ready to buy her crap on just a click of her well-manicured fingahs. Like urban(ish) Brangeloonies, that can go batsh*t whenever a new song is released. Where the hell are they right now. The world needs them. We are being deluged with mediocre releases and they are demonstrably slacking. Loonies drown in their own puddin’ en mass when Angie releases a (good) new movie. There are mass occurrences of “drinkin’ the Leader’s Kool Aid” when Womb Raider sequel rumours resurface every six months or so. Whomever the collective B fans are out there, they need to step up and get their queen to act right. Dude, the Loonies are totally outdoing you, are you going to take that!?!

Beyonce has just unleashed the remix video for her single, ‘Ego’, featuring Kanye West.

You may remember that the actual single was released a little while ago and showed the diva in black and white for the third time this album. At this point even some of the most dedicated B stans are getting their panties in a bunch and are demanding something new. There is a recession and colour video cameras may cost a little more, sure, but that’s no excuse for not breaking out someone’s iPhone or something and filming a proper video.

I watch every new/ shaken up Queen B video with a small glimmer of hope. I hope she will calm down her weave game a little and blend her damn edges. I hope she will stop wearing butt pads. Most importantly, I hope she will give us a new and different flavour for each release and shake things up a bit. Sticking Kanyezee at the beginning of a dull, slow remix will not really do.

On another note, perhaps one drunk, lost B stan will find their way over here and they may like to know that, according to Neon Limelight, the video will be available for purchase on Bey’s video anthology/dance remix album Above and Beyonce hitting Walmart stores exclusively today (June 16).

Beyonce ‘Ego’ video released, yep another Beyonce video in b&w (below).

“My goal for [the Ego] video is simplicity,” 27-year-old Beyonce singer told EW. “In ‘Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)’, I saw this old tape of Bob Fosse’s wife, and I used that as inspiration. I thought in this world, with all the technology and everything that’s going on, to strip everything down—great idea. So I kind of did the same thing, but glossy and black, for ‘Ego’.”

Beyonce released the ‘Ego’ music video and it is somewhat impressive. I like the fierce, very large hair and I am loving the dancing. This music video has a similar basic set up to ‘Single Ladies’, as in Beyonce and two dancers are on a quite simple background and are writhing around, bathed all in black and white.

It was original when she did it in ‘Single Ladies’, it was original when she did the same thing again for ‘Diva’ and now she is doing it for a third time there is nothing damn stale and “so boring it could drive me to drink” about watching this. Nope. Nothing.

Beyonce ‘Ego’ video has been released online (full official music video).

Beyonce, 27, recently revealed that she is taking a two year break from her career, in order to focus on her private life. 

This means that, essentially, as soon as she finishes her tour and ties up some loose ends, the world will have to look elsewhere for its weave-wearing daily dose of fierce.

I for one am going to be crying into my crackpipe tonight over this. I have nothing against Beyonda, I just don’t love her enough to grant her immunity from my rabid ramblings. I will admit the girl has pipes to rival anyone in the charts, she can dance and her shoe game is fiiiierce. The weave-glue showing all the time and the lack of acting talent not so much, but everyone has flaws. Easy target or no, I’ll be sad that I don’t get to watch this woman perform and see what interesting concoctions she can put together to shake the R&B game up.

Well, she gives not a damn what I think, nor how much the game is tearing up at the news. At the end of the ‘I Am… Beyonda/ Sucha Farce’ tour in November, the singer will be chillaxing with husband Jay-Z whom she secretly married in a secret ceremony last year.

“My priorities are slowly changing. So after this tour, I might be tired and want to take two years off,” she told a Scottish newspaper.

“I’ve worked hard enough to be able to do that. I’m in a very good place.” The singer told Marie Claire magazine. (via Showbiz Spy)

Image credit to Johns PkI/ Splash News.

Beyonce was onstage singing ‘Diva’ during the Rotterdam leg of her tour, when a technical failure led to the stage lighting not being turned off at the correct time. This made the singer mighty upset as you can see from the video above.

At around the 0:45 second mark of the clip, Beyonda Farce, who goes by the name ‘Sucha Farce’ when on stage, got all shouty and from under her monster weave could be heard screaming at the fail tech “LIGHTS! Somebody’s getting fired”.

If I were a tech, let alone a lighting tech on the “I Am… Sucha Farce” tour, I’d be playing all kinds of shenanigans. You couldn’t trust me to do anything. If my only job were to comb out Farce’s horse weave before the show, rather than do so, I would mount it and pretend to be riding My Fierce Little Pony.

I guess Solo Orange is to blame for this one as word has it that she is back to the unemployment line after plunging her big seester into darkness, so as to hide her ass-shaking beauty.

Beyonce Knowles took a break from over-singing to once again turn her hand to over-acting, in her new movie ‘Obsessed’. 

Despite getting luke-warm reviews and opening to little to no hype, the new flick – also starring Idris Elba and Ali Larter - brought in an impressive $28.5 million.

Beyonce Knowles and Idris Elba’s “Obsessed” debuted as the top weekend movie with $28.5 million in ticket sales. The Sony Screen Gems thriller stars Knowles and Elba as a couple whose ideal marriage lands on the rocks after a psychotic temp played by Ali Larter begins stalking the husband.

The strong opening for “Obsessed” helped maintain Hollywood’s hot streak, with overall revenues at about $112 million, up 23.5 percent from the same weekend last year, according to box-office tracker Media By Numbers. (via Yahoo News)

Zac Efron shuffled down into second place with ‘17 Again’, which brought in $11.7 million in its second weekend. ‘Fighting’ and ‘The Soloist’ took third and fourth places, respectively.

Image credit to Janet Mayer/ Splash News.