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Harper Seven Is Giving FACE, FACE, BABY FACE

It’s been a while since I arbitrarily reminded you of the existence of Harper Seven Beckham, daughter of Victoria and David. She’s the only Beckham who matters now. She’s giving FACE, FACE, BABY FACE like her inner monologue’s saying ‘Come oooon, cheekbones.’ Well, I’d totes rock that baby onesie. And the little headband. What of it? 20 photos of mother and daughter in NYC yesterday.

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Harper Seven Beckham Is Killing David Beckham

At least I glean this to be so from an excitable interview David Beckham gave the Wall Street Journal Magazine. The 36-year-old football player told the magazine that he’s noticed an array of additional grey hairs since the birth of his daughter, Harper Seven, only 12-weeks ago. ‘[I] got my first grey a few years ago and a couple more since we’ve had the little girl,’ he told the Wall Street Journal Magazine. ‘I definitely feel different than I did 10 years ago.’ I know I got a few grey hairs with my last food baby. My last gas baby nearly killed me. Beckham’s aged in the last quarter. I’m concerned, his baby’s slowly killing him right?

Photo Of Victoria Beckham’s Post-Baby Body

Here’s the first photo of Victoria Beckham after giving birth to Harper Seven, who’s being held by a nanny. The Daily Mail notes Beckham is only wearing flats because she’s got a back problem right now, a slipped disc. She’s been ordered to ease the strain (friends speculated that wearing Louboutin heels during pregnancy, as high as five-inches and as late as month nine, led to the injury… her C-section is thought to have added to the strain). It has been reported that Beckham intends to debut her post-partum figure at a September 11 New York fashion week appearance. So, she’s got a few more weeks of light working out.

Victoria Beckham Tweets A Photo Of Daughter

Victoria Beckham has shared the first clear photo of daughter Harper Seven Beckham. This would be the third photo the parents have shared on each others’ social networks. But this is the first photo in which the baby girl is awake and looking right at the camera. She looks over it, tbh, but she’s giving FACE, FACE, BABY FACE. Beckham shared this photo of her baby with the message, ‘I took this beautiful picture and wanted to share it with you, baby Harper cuddling Daddy.’

Beckhams Share First Photos Of Harper Seven

Victoria and David Beckham have been Twitter and Facebook fapping uncontrollably since the birth of their daughter. It’s as though the act of pushing out a fourth baby weren’t entertainment enough for the couple. They need to share every detail with fans, lest people move onto another story. The couple have been at it again, on Victoria Beckham’s Twitter and her husband’s Facebook. First of all, David Beckham posted a video to Facebook at the end of last week to explain the baby name. ‘Harper’s an old English name which we loved and one of the other reasons was Victoria’s favourite book is To Kill A Mockingbird and the author [is] Harper Lee,’ he explained. ‘It’s a very strong, passionate book. That’s where Harper came from.’ This weekend, we got the first photos of the couple and their only daughter. The above is mother and baby, posted with the caption ‘I took this picture of my two girls sleeping.’ Photo of father and daughter are below, posted with the caption ‘Daddy’s little girl! X.’

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Harper Seven Beckham Is Beckham’s Baby Girl

David and Victoria Beckham have chosen and announced the name of their daughter. Harper Seven Beckham is the couple’s first daughter after three sons together and 12-years of marriage. Which is news because Lady Beckham’s womb had, thus far, been successful in its efforts to f**k with her life. The name comes the morning after the Sunday birth of the slightly oddly-named baby girl; she was born Sunday morning, in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Because David Beckham can’t stay off his Facebook, even as his wife is expelling a baby thing, he wrote this morning, ‘I am so proud and excited to announce the birth of our daughter Harper Seven Beckham. She weighed a healthy 7lbs 10oz and arrived at 7.55 this morning, here in LA. Victoria is doing really well and her brothers are delighted to have a baby sister xx.’ So far as the meaning of the name, Seven is believed to be a reference to the footballer’s number when he played for Manchester United and England. Moreover, according to a source, ‘Harper is an old English name something Victoria has always liked. Seven is a very lucky happy number and the baby was born just after 7am, in the seventh month.’ Further reports have the father crying with joy at the birth by elected Caesarean (the same birth method as her older children). New aunt Joanne Beckham tweeted, ‘Big congrats to my sister in law @victoriabeckham and my big bro on the birth of my beautiful niece : ) can’t wait 2 see u all xx.’ Former Spice Girl, also-pregnant Mel B added, ‘Congrats!!! Yipeee another spice baby is born, damn it wish it was me this AM cos I feel like I’m about to POP!’ Emma Bunton added, ‘Big kiss to @victoriabeckham can’t wait to meet your gorgeous girl!’