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Pete Wentz must LOVE being a daddy. Despite the fact that his wife, Ashlee Simpson only gave birth to their son, Bronx Mowgli, a few weeks ago – he already wants MORE children [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Wentz seems to think it is OK to use his wife’s vagina as a clown car. WTH is up with these Hollywood men thinking that their wives should be at home, barefoot and preggers, popping out tots, hither and thither. So says he:

On how many children he wants to have with wife Ashlee Simpson: “I want to have six now. I mean not six specifically, but I want more. I can’t imagine that we’re stopping, you know what I’m saying? This is like a Journey song, it’s like the chorus is just going to keep coming.”

In the same interview with Blender magazine, Pete always speaks out about getting a bad rap online: “I was letting the blogs get to me. It’s semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douche bag.”

He also says that even after a suicide scare, and taking medication, he still has some issues to work out: “I’m paranoid pretty much all the time. I can take three Xanax and not feel a thing.”

I don’t really think Wentz wants more kiddies… I think he is just coming up with new and exciting ways to trick ASSlee into more butt sex. Like “dude I want six more babies… whaddya mean NO F*CKING WAY… okay we better do our sexy times in the butt again, so you don’t get knocked up“. I hope this pair of Emo turds get neutered under the Grindhouse Turd Neutering Programme or something. After all, how many more Emo babies covered in guy-liner does the world need?

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Husband of Ashlee Simpson, Fall Out Boy band member Pete Wentz, was on SIRIUS’ The Morning Mash Up today – the Emo rocker talked about his son Bronx Mowgli and drinking his wife’s breast milk… like you do [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Here are some interview snippets via US Weekly:

Pete on baby weight: “I gained 10 pounds at least. I usually hang out around 135, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.”

Pete on Ashlee’s breast milk: “Can I tell you, I’ve tasted it. My mom was sitting here, I swear to God she was sitting here and she’s like ‘It’s the sweetest milk on the planet, you can’t even…’ – I was like ‘What are you talking about?’ It kind of tasted, I don’t really know how to explain what it tasted like – it’s kind of soury weird milk. The baby loves it, it’s the only thing he’s had a chance to have.”

Pete on Bronx’s First Christmas: “You know he’s already got a little bass, he has a little piano, but I’m going to get him some stuff that was cool when I was younger and then I’m going to get him some stuff that’s cool now and he won’t understand any of it.”

Pete on seeing his son for the first time: “The first time I held him … I just knew everything was perfect. Like everything was good – it was like Legos, you know what I’m saying, like it all fit together.”

Pete on having more kids: “I want to have six now. I mean not six specifically, but I want more … I can’t imagine that we’re stopping, you know what I’m saying? This is like a Journey song, it’s like the chorus is just going to keep coming.”

So, Petey tasted his wife’s tittay juice, in front of his own mother and then tried to save face by claiming it tasted “soury” and “weird”. Well Petey, maybe you should not be drinking ASSlee’s produce straight from the nip and it wouldn’t taste so GD rancid. Does boob milk really taste that gross? I’ve never chewed on someone’s rancid milky chichis so I have no real idea. All I have to go on is the episode of Friends (below 7:45 in) where Ross tastes Carol’s milk and has to follow it down quickly with a mouf full of cookies, lest he choke to death.

CHICHI MILK DRINKING – YAY OR NAY?

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Pete Wentz has admitted, during an interview on Howard Stern’s radio show, that his wife Ashlee Simpson takes it up the ASS. Wentz divulged this dirty little secret and also shared some other details about the couple’s freaky sex-life [website – Amy Grindhouse].

Seems that ASSlee Simpson is less of a boring shit stain than first thought. Her husband, Pete Wentz, has spilled all of the pair’s sexual secrets and boy, it ain’t pretty!

“We have an amazing sex life,” the Fall Out Boy bassist, 29, said while promoting the band’s new album, Folie a Deux. ”We have such sexual chemistry,”

Wentz said it took some time to convince Simpson to hook up with him. (He joked that he had to “beat her over the head with a club and drag her back to my cave.”) Once they did it, it was “the single best sexual encounter I have ever had,” he said.

“It was at the Soho Grand Hotel [in New York City], and I’m looking in the mirrors, [thinking], ‘Oh my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!’” he said. EDITORS NOTE – WHO the FUCK says “banging”?

Wentz told Stern that Simpson also “loves giving me lap dances. She gives a mean lap dance.” She wears thongs and “sexy clothes,” he noted.

Who knew that my idiotic nickname for ASSlee was fitting? From this day on, I shall do my damnedest to pick celeb nicknames which reference each star’s sexual activity.

For example, Parasite may become ’Prosti-tante Extraordinaire, Lets You Stick it Anywhere’ Hilton. Or, Chace from Gossip Girl might become ’You Can Only Put It In My No No Hole IF You Use A Strap On’ Crawford etc. etc. I’ll have a bit of a think and get back to you.

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