Pete Wentz must LOVE being a daddy. Despite the fact that his wife, Ashlee Simpson only gave birth to their son, Bronx Mowgli, a few weeks ago – he already wants MORE children [Website – Amy Grindhouse]. Wentz seems to think it is OK to use his wife’s vagina as a clown car. WTH is [...]
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Ashlee Simpson’s Breast Milk Is ‘Weird & Soury’
Husband of Ashlee Simpson, Fall Out Boy band member Pete Wentz, was on SIRIUS’ The Morning Mash Up today – the Emo rocker talked about his son Bronx Mowgli and drinking his wife’s breast milk… like you do [Website – Amy Grindhouse]. Here are some interview snippets via US Weekly: Pete on baby weight: “I gained 10 pounds [...]
Ashlee Simpson’s Sex Secrets Revealed
Pete Wentz has admitted, during an interview on Howard Stern’s radio show, that his wife Ashlee Simpson takes it up the ASS. Wentz divulged this dirty little secret and also shared some other details about the couple’s freaky sex-life [website – Amy Grindhouse]. Seems that ASSlee Simpson is less of a boring shit stain than first thought. Her [...]
There Won’t Be A Bronx Mowgli Magazine Cover
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is scraping the bottom of the celebrity barrel and hawking her baby pictures to tabloids and magazines – only problem is no one is buying! [Website – Amy Grindhouse] As you may know, the Simpson clan are a gang who are not ashamed to whore themselves out to the tabs. Chestyca is forever [...]
Ashlee Simpson Not Giving Birth Just Yet
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is attempting to pip Gwen Stefani in the world record for the world’s longest pregnancy [Website – Amy Grindhouse]. ASSlee got knocked up around the same time as my baby toofs fell out, which is, um… around three years ago. Her womb must be as hospitable as my blog-hovel (the hovel that I [...]
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz May Be In Labour
Pete Wentz is about as discteet as a poke in the eye. He should attend the Kany-ezee University of celeb-blogging, to learn a thing or two, about art of subtle and emotive writing [Website – Amy Grindhouse]. Wentz sent the blogosphere into a rumour-generating tailspin after the posting the cryptic entry below, which suggested that his wife, [...]
