Tiger Woods needs to be sent to go sit in the corner, sporting a dunce cap. Not because he’s an actual dunce, mind you. It’s just that way it’ll be easier for people to identify him as a social leper. He will be sat in the same corner that Adam Lambert was in, two weeks ago, when he was fired from life by ABC.
Woods is being equally screwed over by several brands, all of whom are too nice to admit they’re sick of looking at his adulterating face. First it was Gatorade who didn’t want people catching The Cheats, and so pulled Woods’ branded drink. Now, according to Digital Spy, Swiss watchmaker Tag Heuer has removed all in-store advertisements featuring Tiger Woods from its Australian branches.
They claim it’s part of their regular cycle of stripping their stores of tired ads. Like lie-tellers Gatorade, they skimmed over the scandal and expect people not to put two and two together with the timing of their decision.
Image credit to Tag Heuer, Now Public. Story & info. Digital Spy, OK!.
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Seriously, Tiger’s best bet is to quit golf, get a divorce, and move away to a foreign country before he becomes OJ-ish. His life in the United States is hearby declared over and done with. Since he claims that he is not fully African-American, he can move to his mother’s home country of Thailand and become a buddhist or a male prostitute.
Interesting OJ comparison. The vilification of Tiger has been off the chart, has has made few moves as yet – he needs to take some action and stop hiding.
I think you are right. He needs to step up and make some sort of statement that acknowledges all of his infidelities.
Cool.
FYI – Only first comments are moderated. Yours keeps needing moderation because you’re missing the “d” in “Redhawk” (?). Different names need moderating each time.
Amy you had me cracking up with your, um, verbiage.
Welcome back to the site, and thanks!
Thanks for correcting my name. I admit that I’m a mess!