Heidi Montag, 22, and Spencer Pratt, 25, used a superfluous trip to Mexico to promote themselves and their vapid personal brands.
The pair were seen getting off their Mexican flight onto US soil wearing surgical masks to protect themselves from Swine Flu. The newlyweds had been at the center of the Swine Flu scare for their honeymoon; a trip that came after they finally got legally married, last week.
What in the heck is a nasty, murdering virus good for if not to kill the spawn of useless waste of space TV shows. The two questionable stars, neither of whom has ever seen a camera they did not like, returned home safely from the trip to Mexico.
I have a feeling God must have been sleeping on the job or something. He could have struck the mother effers down on the sly and no one would have been any the wiser.
The pair landed safely, signed autographs and then kissed with their masks on.
Image credit to shaRRp/ Splash News.






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That’s a real shame. All the stars were aligned. Who told them to wear masks?
Hey sugars, long time no hear – you’ve been missed!
I know right. This was our one chance and we blew it
i hate to wish death upon anyone, even these two, but damn…what is it gonan take? are we gonna have to hire a hitman?
now i hear spencer is making a deal for heidi to be in playboy. i’m as into neaked airbrused women as the next guy, but i don’t have any interst in seeing her, plus i hear she;’s covered up anyway. doesn’t thatdefeat the purpose of playboy?
can they be any more annpoying/sgtupid?
… yes?
I’m sure weve only begun to see how stupid they can be/get
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Your headline gives me the LOLs.
Teehee… I tells ‘em like I sees ‘em :p
I forgot to send Speidi a wedding gift. You think it’s possible to FedEx a diseased Mexican pig?
I just got off the phone with them and they say as this is such a special case, they’ll take the pig off our hands and send it for FREE
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