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Suri’s Alien Papa Speaks

With all the money Tom Cruise has, you would think that he could afford to buy a clue [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Cruise has given an insight into his admirable attempts at raising his button-nosed daughter, Suri, to be a spoiled brat. He insists that the little-one refuses point-blank to wear pants and is a ‘girly girl’. WTF does that even mean, when you are talking about a two-year-old?

Cruise insists that Suri is “girlie girl. She won’t wear pants.” He goes on to say, “Kate finally got her in jeans the other day. We put the pants on and walk away and the pants are off and the dress is on.”

First of all, is he STILL trying to convince people that in order to be welcomed into Xenu’s arms in the after-life, they have to call Alien Queen Katie, ‘Kate‘. Give it up biatch! That shit went out with the arc. You’ll have about as much success with that, as I do, trying to persuade people to call Robert Pattison ‘Greasy-Greasy Spot-Spot’.

Second, who is he trying to kid? Suri is two-years-old and is too busy getting her nails done, to bother putting on pants! The same group of Three Magical Pixies (MP3) that make sure Britney puts on underwear in the morning, complete their Community Service by putting pants on Suri.

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2 Comments

  1. mspennylane says:

    Haha that’s hilarious. I think she is too busy getting her nails done, she always seems to have them painted in every photograph

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    1. Hi there mspennylane – welcome to the community and thanks for commenting/ the compliment!

      It’s a little strange, I agree, to paint the nails of such a small child O_o