Comments on: Suri Cruise Is A Chocolate-Covered Cutie

By: Mystery Man

Mystery Man — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:55:09 +0000

Maybe he’s working in one of Oprah’s sweatshops paying her back for that couch he jumped on a few years back…lol

Actually, I think he’s hiding in shame becise he poured all his heart and soul into the Valkryie movie and nobody really cared to see it, so he’s probably in come cave crying like a little bitch…or he’s lookin for Katie’s replacement…or both…hehehe

By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:47:29 +0000

Tom has been AWOL for a while, that makes me nervous. Wonder what he is up to.

By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:44:30 +0000

I am interested to see just how screwed up she becomes. This is going to be sad…

By: Mystery Man

Mystery Man — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:21:46 +0000

I have a new theory about suri…she’s the equivalent to ankin skywalker…destined to bring balance to Hollywood (and cause her parents pain)

she does look like a normal cute little girl here…then again when tom isn’t around she and katie tend to do that…lol

By: Rain

Rain — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:47:40 +0000

She’ll shave her head and become a Hari Krishna!

Fer shurrrr!

By: Firecracker

Firecracker — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:47:20 +0000

Haha @ Timoteo.

Suri is a living doll! But every time I see her, I think about what a spoiled brat she must be and what a future slut and drug addict she’s going to turn into. Like I said, I smile every time I see Suri. Ha.

By: AmyGrindhouse

AmyGrindhouse — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:54:15 +0000

I keep hearing the other way around, that Katie’s ex, Chris Klien, is the real father. Most people are pretty sure that at least one of them is a faker though.

By: Timoteo

Timoteo — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:25:26 +0000

Suri looks so like Tom and not like Katie. I’ll bet she’s not the real mother.